The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Onder]

I hate when my shit falls on the ground and I don't mean my actual shit, I mean shit that I have in my hands or on the table like pens or cutlery. Sometimes people talk about what pisses them off and they mention getting robbed or crashing a car and then it's my turn and I say that I fucking hate it when my spoon falls on the floor. Well I was never robbed and I never owned a car, I just don't like fucking bending down for my shit. Sorry about that you complicated faggots.

 

[The Ozzman]

Haha, whenever someone I know drops something and I see them do it, I yell 'DROPPED SOMETHING!'

 

[Onder]

I also can't stand when people put shit on the table too close to the edge. Imagine the glass falling for christ's sake. Children do this. The distance from the edge obviously has to be bigger than the height of the glass.

 

[jakethedog]

This thread always reads my mind. My mom just found the lens cap of my $300 camera which I, (big photo/film buff) spent my life savings on, ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. No idea how it got there. Now my pictures are gonna be all fucked up. It's already hard enough to upload them to my damn computer.

OH and now she's telling me I need to take a shower before we go to our family party (which she's not going to because she'd rather get drunk at home watching TV, which is better off because she embarrasses herself every time she goes out in public.)

Peace out, bros. Rock on \m/

 

[SentinelSlain]

Why does it matter where the lens cap has been (within reason)? Wipe it off and replace it. You can get replacement lens caps anyway.

 

[monoxide_child]

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

she looked at it
she said it was gorgeous
she just didn't want to touch it

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have an 8.5 inch dick.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or you don't



























Wait, what?

 

[jakethedog]

It didn't make a huge difference, but my camera is basically my baby. I've at least five scares this past week in which I thought it was broken.

 

[Krow]

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

The mushroom growing next to it was bigger, so no dice.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I have an 8.5 inch dick.

From the anus, amirite?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Today I was told that I think like a man. Not sure whether that's a compliment or an insult. Oh well.

 

[jakethedog]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You're an insecure young man. A bit like the guy I spoke to at the gym yesterday who.

 

[Mort Divine]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

Both interpretations are perfectly acceptable.

 

[jakethedog]

I mean, as a straight girl trying to flirt with a guy, it's kinda weird to hear that he's "gorgeous"...

 

[Mort Divine]

Maybe its just the company I keep, but I don't really find something like that to be unusual.

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Onder]

She sounds like a cunt.

 

[jakethedog]

Not insecure, just have some... issues, I guess. I'll post a thread about all the crap that's going on in my life later and hope for some help.

I know I'm still kind of a n00b here so I'm not sure when the time to "earn" thread-posting privileges is.

 

[Mort Divine]

I've been here since 2005 and still don't regularly post threads. It isn't about how long you've been here, it is about making a thread that actually is worth posting.

Also your name doesn't happen to be Mark does it?