I got a weird cramp in my oblique while pooping yesterday and it's still there.
Oh there you are, talking about poop.
Ööh, hon e luuugn sa ja, ok?
I'm tired of music disappearing off of Spotify.
Legal issues? I was acknowledged about Spotify soon to be available in these parts. Maybe they can't have some music here becase of different laws.
OOOOOOH jahnja hooon mikisumpkinis jar hnaraluoouuo pi e yokilioupi urhvar va.
Haluan imeä äitisi varpaat ja sitten cum hänen rintansa
Jävla svennar, vad ska jag göra med min fucking skjorta?
P.S: Den som kastade ska få stryk
Not even remotely resembling Swedish, dude.
Fuck I just bought two Urquells and they're imported from Germany and they fucking suck. Disgusting. I was fucking robbed.