I've been without internet for almost a month now, since moving into our (awesome) new abode. The last place we lived had cable, which meant that I got to do my own install on the day we moved in, being a cable tech and all. But the new place has no cable, so I arranged to change my plan to ADSL2+ A MONTH before we moved in here, thinking I was being all super organised like. But of course no, they fucked up the new modem delivery, failed to inform me that a technician would need to visit the property on the first attempt, and completely arsed up the two subsequent attempts to get us connected before anyone even showed up. I have yelled and screamed and threatened the telecommunications ombudsman, I've rung people in my field who deal with ADSL, I've looked into other providers, all to no avail. My last attempt at a connection with this fucking company is in 5 days and if it doesn't happen I will go postal. I'm currently using my phone as a hotspot which is slow and fucking expensive.
I need my internets dammit. There are all sorts of cats being lol'd at that I'm missing.