The Whining and Bitching Thread
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RedStorm
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hellinside
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I have a problem. I feel like my balls are taking vacations. I am not joking about this. Here is how it started: a few months ago, I was sick. Then, I felt a pain and I had a loss in sex drive. It came back a few days later. One month later, on my Spring break, I it happened again. The next weekend, it happened again. Now, this weekend (the one after that last weekend), my balls are smaller. I feel like I have a low sex drive, but still, I actually have one. I also feel like my voice is getting higher, even though it probably really isn't. But, it seems as if my testicles are avid vacationers. Maybe they are beachgoers or skiers? What is really strange is this only happens when I'm off of school, and have nothing else to stress about.
What can I do to stop my balls from vacationing? Cut down on the caffeine? No more potato chips only for lunch at school? Stop using inhalants? Actually, I have stopped, and this problem didn't start again until I stopped again. Maybe my testicles are dependant?
I just had a moment of enlightenment: Peppermint tea. I drank some last night. After a search of "peppermint testicles", I found that peppermint lowers testosterone levels and shrinks testicles (testosterone and ball size go hand in hand).
The creepy thing is, I was on a chatroom, and this Satanist said "Can I take his balls?". Five minutes later, I felt a pain and they took their first vacation.
What can I do to stop my balls from vacationing? Cut down on the caffeine? No more potato chips only for lunch at school? Stop using inhalants? Actually, I have stopped, and this problem didn't start again until I stopped again. Maybe my testicles are dependant?
I just had a moment of enlightenment: Peppermint tea. I drank some last night. After a search of "peppermint testicles", I found that peppermint lowers testosterone levels and shrinks testicles (testosterone and ball size go hand in hand).
The creepy thing is, I was on a chatroom, and this Satanist said "Can I take his balls?". Five minutes later, I felt a pain and they took their first vacation.
Krow
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Sex drive.... You have masturbation drive motherfucker.
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I have huge balls and I'm a little bitch that needs femdoms to get off. Check your science again pal.
hellinside
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yeah they're supposedly death metal but it's too melodic and the singer doesn't sound like he's got his balls in a bench vice
hellinside
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my mistake; supposedly doom metal** but it still stands
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I need feminism because my balls take vacations.
Satanstoenail
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Is there a smelly discharge? Is there a suspicious crust? Are your nipples tender? Can you fuck off?
PrincessHades
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The ovaries never give in. They work 24/7 for minimum wage. We need women's rights! The testicles take vacations weekly and make a dollar for ever 70 cents a full time pair of ovaries makes.
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Check this out:
"Considering what went on in the chat room that was reported to us, the staff were more than within grounds to issue a chat ban. You should have also received a formal reminder about Rules 3, 5, and 9, but we can go over that in more depth now. The first time members break rules we start with reminders, because we don't expect people to actually read the rules before they start using the site. After receiving a reminder, the next violation is a 0-point warning, and the one after that becomes a 1-point infraction. When members accrue 4 points of infractions, the forum software restricts their account. Restriction means you can't post anywhere on the forums or use the chatbox, and remains until a point expires. Make sense? I bring this up because I want you to understand that while I'm about to give you a big lecture about the rules, this is only the first offense. We'd like to work together to curtail future problems early on by helping you understand the rules better.
Let's start with the easy one, which is Rule 5:
5. Obscene Language and Adult/Violent Content
The public content areas of RF must maintain the equivalent of a PG-content rating. This means no profanity, sexually suggestive/explicit content (except in the Eros Room*), or violent/disturbing content. Automated filters catch most, but not all, profane language; members are responsible for ensuring their posts are profanity-free. Use of disturbing content may be acceptable if put in spoilers and it is relevant to the topic of discussion, but gratuitous content is never allowed and spoilered content is still subject to moderation.
*Sexually explicit content is allowed in the Eros Room (a private group/forum restricted to members 18 years or older), but nowhere else. Pornography and sexually extreme/vulgar content is never permitted, even in the Eros Room.
Posting a picture of yourself flicking someone off is not in keeping with Rule 5 for reasons that we hope are fairly obvious, as it's effectively profanity. It's also a form of trolling, which is covered by Rule 3:
3. Trolling and Bullying
Where Rule 1 covers personal attacks, Rule 3 governs other behaviors and content that can generally be described as being a jerk. Unacceptable behaviors and content include:
1) Content (whether words or images) that most people would find needlessly offensive, especially when such content is posted just to get a rise out of somebody and/or is not part of a reasoned argument.
2) Defamation, slander, or misrepresentation of a member's beliefs/arguments, or that of a particular group, culture, or religion. This includes altering the words of another member to change their meaning when using the quote feature.
3) Antagonism, bullying, or harassment - including but not limited to personal attacks, slander, and misrepresentation - of a member across multiple content areas of the forums. Repeatedly targeting or harassing members of particular groups will also be considered bullying.
There are other things you did in chat that were also not in keeping with Rule 3, beyond flicking someone off. Talking about consuming bodily waste products for the expressed purpose of putting "danger back into the chatrooms?" That's trolling. The entire conversation we had reported to us looked like a little more than "I want to trollz the chat box," which is why we'd also like to bring up Rule 9:
9. Subverting/Undermining the Forum Mission
The mission of Religious Forums is to provide a civil, informative, respectful, and welcoming environment where people of diverse beliefs can discuss, compare, and debate. Content members create while debating and discussing must be done in the spirit of productivity. Bashing other forums, creating unproductive content or responses to others, attempting to use this site as a platform for campaigning for or against or furthering a personal agenda, and attempting to undermine the forum mission may result in moderation.
The way we see it, your contributions to the chatroom had the expressed intent of deliberately undermining it - and undermining an atmosphere of civil, informative, and respectful discussion. We hope that you understand that this sort of behavior outlined above is not acceptable.
One last matter that is a bit more serious? We would also like you to explain the IP matches between your account and another one called "Aluminum Witch." Having more than one account on the forums is not allowed, especially when sock puppets are used to bypass moderation."
I'm banned for a week...
"Considering what went on in the chat room that was reported to us, the staff were more than within grounds to issue a chat ban. You should have also received a formal reminder about Rules 3, 5, and 9, but we can go over that in more depth now. The first time members break rules we start with reminders, because we don't expect people to actually read the rules before they start using the site. After receiving a reminder, the next violation is a 0-point warning, and the one after that becomes a 1-point infraction. When members accrue 4 points of infractions, the forum software restricts their account. Restriction means you can't post anywhere on the forums or use the chatbox, and remains until a point expires. Make sense? I bring this up because I want you to understand that while I'm about to give you a big lecture about the rules, this is only the first offense. We'd like to work together to curtail future problems early on by helping you understand the rules better.
Let's start with the easy one, which is Rule 5:
5. Obscene Language and Adult/Violent Content
The public content areas of RF must maintain the equivalent of a PG-content rating. This means no profanity, sexually suggestive/explicit content (except in the Eros Room*), or violent/disturbing content. Automated filters catch most, but not all, profane language; members are responsible for ensuring their posts are profanity-free. Use of disturbing content may be acceptable if put in spoilers and it is relevant to the topic of discussion, but gratuitous content is never allowed and spoilered content is still subject to moderation.
*Sexually explicit content is allowed in the Eros Room (a private group/forum restricted to members 18 years or older), but nowhere else. Pornography and sexually extreme/vulgar content is never permitted, even in the Eros Room.
Posting a picture of yourself flicking someone off is not in keeping with Rule 5 for reasons that we hope are fairly obvious, as it's effectively profanity. It's also a form of trolling, which is covered by Rule 3:
3. Trolling and Bullying
Where Rule 1 covers personal attacks, Rule 3 governs other behaviors and content that can generally be described as being a jerk. Unacceptable behaviors and content include:
1) Content (whether words or images) that most people would find needlessly offensive, especially when such content is posted just to get a rise out of somebody and/or is not part of a reasoned argument.
2) Defamation, slander, or misrepresentation of a member's beliefs/arguments, or that of a particular group, culture, or religion. This includes altering the words of another member to change their meaning when using the quote feature.
3) Antagonism, bullying, or harassment - including but not limited to personal attacks, slander, and misrepresentation - of a member across multiple content areas of the forums. Repeatedly targeting or harassing members of particular groups will also be considered bullying.
There are other things you did in chat that were also not in keeping with Rule 3, beyond flicking someone off. Talking about consuming bodily waste products for the expressed purpose of putting "danger back into the chatrooms?" That's trolling. The entire conversation we had reported to us looked like a little more than "I want to trollz the chat box," which is why we'd also like to bring up Rule 9:
9. Subverting/Undermining the Forum Mission
The mission of Religious Forums is to provide a civil, informative, respectful, and welcoming environment where people of diverse beliefs can discuss, compare, and debate. Content members create while debating and discussing must be done in the spirit of productivity. Bashing other forums, creating unproductive content or responses to others, attempting to use this site as a platform for campaigning for or against or furthering a personal agenda, and attempting to undermine the forum mission may result in moderation.
The way we see it, your contributions to the chatroom had the expressed intent of deliberately undermining it - and undermining an atmosphere of civil, informative, and respectful discussion. We hope that you understand that this sort of behavior outlined above is not acceptable.
One last matter that is a bit more serious? We would also like you to explain the IP matches between your account and another one called "Aluminum Witch." Having more than one account on the forums is not allowed, especially when sock puppets are used to bypass moderation."
I'm banned for a week...
