The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Matt]

Why do you give a fuck about some random chat room/forum?

Also, discharge of any nature is fucking gross. Get your life together

 

[CiG]

Spend your time drinking beers and worshiping raw black metal.

 

[hellinside]

I missed all the discharge-y fun

 

[PrincessHades]

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Feeling a little bill burr. As in, I totally wanna kill myself so I don't have to work anymore. But if my relationship crumbled and my mother rape-killed my father in front of me, that's cool.

 

[PrincessHades]

I am pissed off. These kids at my school can be such cunts. There is this rumor circulating the school about me masturbating in the bathroom. Well, of course, I do masturbate in the school bathroom, up to three times a day, but the whole school dosen't need to know (For some reason, the forum can know. I guess this is partially anonymous.)

One time, I excused myself to go to the bathroom in English, 15 minutes before class was over. I came back to find that class had finished. People kept walking in on me and I had to stop...

Anyways, what should I do about these rumors? Someone might actually tell the principal...

 

[Omni]

Stop masturbating at school. Problem solved.

 

[CiG]

Keep doing it. It will work itself out.

 

[Omni]

Actually, I changed my mind. Masturbate in the principal's office to save time because you will have to go there at some point. It saves you a trip.

 

[Dak]

Keep doing it. It will work itself out.

Like that baby batter.

 

[CiG]

Actually, I changed my mind. Masturbate in the principal's office to save time because you will have to go there at some point. It saves you a trip.

Hahahahaha.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Actually, I changed my mind. Masturbate in the principal's office to save time because you will have to go there at some point. It saves you a trip.

@Iron Wizard Here's your ticket for escaping that high school you hate so much!

At least you're going to the bathroom, instead of being one of those weirdos that play with themselves during class. Unless, of course, you do that as well.

 

[RedStorm]

Masturbating at school is retarded, let me guess your thinking of that fat chicks ass crack you saw in the middle of the hall way

 

[PrincessHades]

@Iron Wizard Here's your ticket for escaping that high school you hate so much!

At least you're going to the bathroom, instead of being one of those weirdos that play with themselves during class. Unless, of course, you do that as well.

Fucking mindreader. I usually just mess around with it with my hand in my pocket in class...

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Everybody in your class knows what you're doing. Trust me. I was one of those dickheads in high school that used to spread the message and announce the fact that said classmate was playing with himself during class to the rest of my classmates and suggest so less than quiet manner out loud.

 

[Onder]

Are there any girls in your class? Why don't you touch them?

EDIT: You fucking faggot.

 

[CiG]

Why play with your own cock when you can play with someone else's?

 

[Onder]

Or fucking tits dude play with some fucking boobs.

 

[Onder]

I'm fucking pissed off. I don't have enough credits to cancel the most annoying fucking course on the planet. It's optional but I need the credits. basically I thought I had 126 so I can cancel it but now I went to the study dpt and they told me I had 122. So yeah. Basically I have to go the lab today AND a lecture so I will stay here till the evening just because of this crap subject. It's about composting. So much stupid extra work too, what the fuck. I have to feed some worms in the lab and bring a compost sample (?) and write numerous protocols and shit, all in the last block of the last semester when I should be finishing my thesis. Plus I just met the thesis supervisor and he wants to meet in about an hour I think he's pissed off too.

Godfuckingdamit. I'm trying to calm down in a study and information centre drinking coffee listening to Mahler 1.

 

[Vilden]

Fucking hell, yesterday it was pretty warm and sunny and I even contemplated switching from winter to summer jacket and all that, and life was good and I prepared my playlist with uplifting trad metal to go and hum to and today it fucking monster snows, FTW (fuck the world)!