The Whining and Bitching Thread
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Satanstoenail
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Haha, good idea. Except the keyword would be hard. It needs baby facial recognition.
unknown
fuck ftagn
hellinside
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anyone else really pissed off with what's happened to metal and rock? and it's being allowed; I can't watch Kerrang anymore, my Metalhammer mag is always full of shit like BMTH and Babymetal, MetalInjection and MetalSucks.net are always posting shite about core bands. Like wtf is going on nowadays?
CiG
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Those outlets have always been cesspools of utter shit. About time you joined reality.
Dak
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unknown
fuck ftagn
hellinside
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what I mean is that these outlets that are supposed to be metal and rock are bullshit
CiG
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Serjeant Grumbles
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Vilden
From the holy kingdom of Harmonia
hellinside
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you can diminish it like that or any way you want; they obviously don't report what musicians eat for breakfast and there's some stories I follow as they post some good stuff but they also post about BMTH all the fucking time and it's not metal #iamanelitist
RedStorm
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RedStorm
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I have a problem. I feel like my balls are taking vacations. I am not joking about this. Here is how it started: a few months ago, I was sick. Then, I felt a pain and I had a loss in sex drive. It came back a few days later. One month later, on my Spring break, I it happened again. The next weekend, it happened again. Now, this weekend (the one after that last weekend), my balls are smaller. I feel like I have a low sex drive, but still, I actually have one. I also feel like my voice is getting higher, even though it probably really isn't. But, it seems as if my testicles are avid vacationers. Maybe they are beachgoers or skiers? What is really strange is this only happens when I'm off of school, and have nothing else to stress about.
What can I do to stop my balls from vacationing? Cut down on the caffeine? No more potato chips only for lunch at school? Stop using inhalants? Actually, I have stopped, and this problem didn't start again until I stopped again. Maybe my testicles are dependant?
I just had a moment of enlightenment: Peppermint tea. I drank some last night. After a search of "peppermint testicles", I found that peppermint lowers testosterone levels and shrinks testicles (testosterone and ball size go hand in hand).
The creepy thing is, I was on a chatroom, and this Satanist said "Can I take his balls?". Five minutes later, I felt a pain and they took their first vacation.
What can I do to stop my balls from vacationing? Cut down on the caffeine? No more potato chips only for lunch at school? Stop using inhalants? Actually, I have stopped, and this problem didn't start again until I stopped again. Maybe my testicles are dependant?
I just had a moment of enlightenment: Peppermint tea. I drank some last night. After a search of "peppermint testicles", I found that peppermint lowers testosterone levels and shrinks testicles (testosterone and ball size go hand in hand).
The creepy thing is, I was on a chatroom, and this Satanist said "Can I take his balls?". Five minutes later, I felt a pain and they took their first vacation.
Krow
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Sex drive.... You have masturbation drive motherfucker.
