I'll mow the rest of your lawn for three cases of beer and travel expenses.
Shit, keep my yard cleaned up and trimmed and I'll just let you fuckin crash here.
I got diagnosed with autism. I'm really fucking pissed. Fuck off if you are going to label my high level of self awareness a disorder. It's basically taking my very high level of consciousness and calling it a disease, and therefore reducing it to nothing.
Also, autism causes strong interests, and sometimes they can be phases. I'm worried my interest in metal is just a phase. I've liked heavy metal for the last 3 years, and rock in general for the last 5 years. But I'm still very worried. If I lose interest, I plan to kill myself.
I made a payment on my internet bill over a week ago, and it still isn't reflected on my balance. I'm not paying late fees because they're behind. I'm pissed.
and say "this is unacceptable" a lot
I didn't yell (I wasn't even really rude, you could say I was polite given the circumstances), but I did tell them that I'm flat-out not paying any late fees for their fuck-up. And that if my bill doesn't change to reflect my payment from over a week ago (its only supposed to take 3 - 5 days to process, not 8+), I'm not making any more payments at all.That doesn't work because, as someone who has done the answering phones job for a minute, we know it's unacceptable but can do nothing about it. For some reason, people don't understand this and still yell because they are entitled cunts.