Some light-hearted whining for the holidays. This just happened about fifteen minutes ago.
I go to the post office to mail some presents, and get a phone call from my wife as I'm walking up to the register telling me not to mail them. I've already written on the package, so being the good person that I am I tell the guy behind the desk that I wrote on it, and I'm not sure if they have somewhere they want to throw it away. The following exchange occurs:
Postal Guy: "I have to charge you for it."
Me (not sure if he's kidding): "Haha, oh okay... wait, seriously?"
PG: "Yes."
Me: "But I'm not gonna use it."
PG: "Doesn't matter, I have to charge you."
Me: "But you have a ton of these lying around."
PG: "Yeah but I can't sell that one."
Me: "Well, can you just put a label over it?"
PG: "No, I have to charge you."
Me: "But I don't want it."
PG: "Doesn't matter, I have to charge you."
Me: "What if I leave it here and just walk out?"
PG: *shrugs*
Me (assessing my options): "How much for it?"
PG: "$3.29" (or something close to that)
Me: "Get out. Okay, I'll buy it."
PG: "You want your receipt?"
Me: "You gonna charge me for that too?"
PG: "Nah, this is free."
Me: "Then you keep it. Merry Christmas."