The Whining and Bitching Thread

[jimmy101]

Nah if anything I need to move further away from you degenerates.

Christmas Island has your name on it bro. Send us a postcard!

 

[CiG]

Christmas Island has your name on it bro. Send us a postcard!

I was going to say I might colonise New Zealand but Maoris are nutcases.

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah, no-ones gonna tame those Maoris anytime soon.

 

[Slammed]

If the WA government have to pay $290billion to settle the land rights case the state will cease to exist anyway so no one will live in WA. Fuck I hope my in laws don't have to migrate east.

 

[CiG]

lol that'll never pass, and if it does I'll go live with the trannies and poofters in Pellbourne out of protest. It's retarded.

 

[Slammed]

Jimmy will open his bedroom to you!
Considering it's worth more than the gross state product of WA I can't figure out how anyone but a lawyer can see the state paying such a bill. Even if the figure comes down based on previous cases it still has the potential to bankrupt the state. But good luck...to the lawyers!

 

[CiG]

I assume the way it would get paid out would be small drips and drabs over a huge period of time, so basically welfare+ or some shit.

 

[Slammed]

Given no state here could actually afford to do pay such a bill in a lump sum it would have to be some form of payment system. Besides there isn't a group of people in the world no matter what race or creed who couldn't be guaranteed to take a lump sum like that and piss it up against a wall only to blame the government for ruining them when the money was all gone.

 

[CiG]

I think that payment would be a straight up disaster for Nyoongas, and race relations would be in the toilet quick.

 

[Slammed]

I reckon the same could be said giving that much too any single group.
Still as the saying goes, shoot for the moon, end up in the stars.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I had to google Maori people. This is the featured image on their Wikipedia page, lol

I think it's a muscle twitch.

Few weeks ago I had an unexplained muscle twitch around one of my elbows all day long for 2-3 days. Kinda freaked me out, but fortunately it went away. Ear twitch sounds way more annoying.

 

[CiG]

I had to google Maori people. This is the featured image on their Wikipedia page, lol

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In my experience Maoris are super nice and chill, one of my best buddies growing up was a Maori dude (he eventually moved back though) but those bastards are built for combat, much like Samoans. Just check this wedding out:

Few weeks ago I had an unexplained muscle twitch around one of my elbows all day long for 2-3 days. Kinda freaked me out, but fortunately it went away. Ear twitch sounds way more annoying.

I was advised to take some regular muscle relaxant but it went away on its own, it felt like when your ears need to pop or when you get some water inside your ear. Can't imagine how weird that sensation would be in the elbow lmao that would be super annoying.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

In my experience Maoris are super nice and chill, one of my best buddies growing up was a Maori dude (he eventually moved back though) but those bastards are built for combat, much like Samoans. Just check this wedding out:

I was advised to take some regular muscle relaxant but it went away on its own, it felt like when your ears need to pop or when you get some water inside your ear. Can't imagine how weird that sensation would be in the elbow lmao that would be super annoying.

Yeah, it was kind of a nervous feeling, as if I'd just binged a really fast-paced video game and my muscles were trembling with fatigue. It was especially noticeable while using the computer mouse, and made using the mouse kinda awkward.

 

[Bloopy]

Just check this wedding out:

Then check this wedding out:

 

[CiG]

Fuuucking hell, I was feeling embarrassed just watching that shit.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Then check this wedding out:

what the fuck, this cant be real. Someone tell me this the Australian version of Trailer Park Boys or another one of those Ozzie comedy skits.

 

[CiG]

That's N.Z. shit but honestly it's not far off from something I'd expect here.

 

[EternalMetal]

Had a shitty day at work today. Went in on Monday hungover from the weekend to be welcomed by 4 additional people with clipboards. I work at a lab as a medical technologist doing high complexity testing and the vendors wanted to do an evaluation of our procedure. So here they are, watching me do my job all fucking day. Apparently they had stopwatches and shit to evaluate everything, and even said by their calculations it took 8 seconds for the machine to process and populate the lab test - among other stupid things that im sure they recorded in maniacal detail. Along with being hungover, Monday is the busiest day of the week, and one of 3 co-workers on the bench calls out, so it is just two of us (so it would have been a shitty day even without people staring at me all fucking day). And now it turns out they are also observing us tomorrow. And by observing, I mean carefully watching and staring at us all day while we work trying their best to come up with ways we can do our jobs more efficiently. Really not looking forward to another day of this shit.

 

[Onder]

Labwork can be pretty fucking frustrating when the result is something unprecedented so you don't know what the fuck went wrong or what the fuck any of that means. Complete randomness today.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

my shoulders ache from being a pack-mule for the other homeless people
Joker ran off with my Super Nintendo hoodie
and i'm gonna have to walk all the way back to my sleeping spot to go get scissors to cut the hair of the girl whose name i can't remember