The Whining and Bitching Thread

[necrosadisticangel]

my boyfriend said that he was walking his friend to the bus stop and he did not come home till 6 in the morning and i was up all night worried sick and could not go to work,when i asked his friends what time they got home they said shortly after so that means my bf was out by himself! he won't tell me what he is doing I totally don't trust him anymore and I don't know what to do he has done this twice first time i bitched him out and said never do it again second time i have psychotic episode and beat the shit out of him.

 

[Melodeath]

maybe you shouldn't beat the shit out of ppl maybe you could use punctuation such as periods like such as

 

[False Joe]

getting wetter than you thought physically possible

Of course!

Well. I am there

and highly fuckable sheep

Not highly. But beggars can't be choosers.

No doubt he knows if black sheep outdo white sheep too then

It's generally a case of personal preference. What with my generally obscured morals, I relate white to pure, and love defiling the pure sheep.

And if he ever figures out that I am of mixed Jewish, Russian, Norweigian, and Irish descent and what stereotypes apply to those ethnicities, he's free to go for it.

In soviet russia, vikings burn and gas your relatives while getting drunk.

Work sucked.
And they now have jager at the place where I was going to go instead of work
Ach well. I now have £35

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I really fucking hate it when you wash your jeans and then they come out all super-tight

I love that, otherwise I would never wash my jeans.

 

[The Ozzman]

I love that, otherwise I would never wash my jeans.

 

[whiskey funeral]

maybe you shouldn't beat the shit out of ppl maybe you could use punctuation such as periods like such as

 

[sevag00]

I really fucking hate it when you wash your jeans and then they come out all super-tight

Yeah, i hate that too, it feels very tight when you wear it. Sometimes i wish my mom would never wash my pants.

 

[False Joe]

Yeah, i hate that too, it feels very tight when you wear it. Sometimes i wish my mom would never wash my pants.

That's how you pull stevenhawkingpotatoheadgirl.
Trousers that smell like piss, shit, and rotting meat.

 

[SentinelSlain]

don't forget the cheese

 

[CF87]

I love that, otherwise I would never wash my jeans.

That's why I wash my jeans,

 

[waif]

In soviet russia, vikings burn and gas your relatives while getting drunk.

Something like that.
You could say something about drunken, potato-eating, money-grubbing, child-murdering, world-bank-controlling, church-burning snow my pals.

Yeah, i hate that too, it feels very tight when you wear it. Sometimes i wish my mom would never wash my pants.

Tight pants are more epic.

 

[False Joe]

Something like that.
You could say something about drunken, potato-eating, money-grubbing, child-murdering, world-bank-controlling, church-burning snow my pals.

Do get your mittens sent to German children regularly?

 

[waif]

wat

 

[False Joe]

Somethign I read on Wiki.
Apparently the mittens and socks of all the gassed Jew-kids got sent to German school children.
I lol'd, then felt bad.

 

[waif]

oh
yeah
lol
I'm not so much holocaust-jew as world-banker-jew

 

[False Joe]

All jews are holocaust jews in my eyes.
Whether they went on to account before or after being nearly gassed is irrespetcitve.

 

[waif]

what about the jews that pulled the strings behind the allied war effort?
edit: what a shitty post to be my 8000th

 

[False Joe]

They were psuedojews.

 

[waif]

pseudojews? didn't you listen to the fuhrer? once a filthy tainted jew, always a filthy tainted jew.

 

[Evil?]

8,000 posts. jesus.