The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

unrelated to anything else that's going on...

i hate the super-high-energy dogs...
seriously just want to shoot them with tranquilizer darts

 

[PrincessHades]

my mom was a TV addict from before i was born untill she died
so, when i'm feeling my worst
the music that helps me is
the theme music to TV-shows
it was my childhood

Star Trek was one of my childhood favorites, so the TNG and Voyager themes especially take me to my happy place.

 

[Bloopy]

love how you responded to the part that was just an intro to the part that was specifically aimed at someone else
LOL

Part of your story led me to stories that I had to share. Not sure what's so hilarious about the concept of a free flowing conversation (just a more coherent version of when you and your tweaker pals are muttering and drooling around the party pipe).

 

[Cronopio]

You on coke, Blurry? All notifications are from threads you've posted in.

 

[no country for old wainds]

You on coke, Blurry? All notifications are from threads you've posted in.

close, meth

 

[no country for old wainds]

close, meth

that's not a joke btw, he is a raging meth head who sucks the toes of homeless women and posts the footage on here

 

[CiG]

He's arg with less hair and way more drugs.

 

[Slammed]

I thought arg licked arseholes, whereas Blurry is an arsehole.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

You on coke, Blurry? All notifications are from threads you've posted in.

i've lost count of the number of times i've done crystal meth since the last time i did cocaine

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Part of your story led me to stories that I had to share. Not sure what's so hilarious about the concept of a free flowing conversation (just a more coherent version of when you and your tweaker pals are muttering and drooling around the party pipe).

it was that you responded to the part that wasn't the part that i was waiting for someone (else) to respond to

 

[Cronopio]

i've lost count of the number of times i've done crystal meth since the last time i did cocaine

Wild.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Wild.

the cocaine users call me "meth boy"

there's a short-and-thin blue-eyed 61 year old woman with snow-white-skin, bright-pink-nipples and blonde eyelashes who tells everyone that she's from Atlanta Georgia and bitches about how much Texas sucks while speaking with a thick-as-hell Georgia-accent (sounds kinda like Rogue's Mississippi accent from the 90's X-Men Cartoon) she's horribly racist, says the N-word super-frequently and then complains (to me) when the black people start beating her up
she loves sucking dick, she says my boner is the perfect Popsicle-shape for sucking on, she taught herself how to be really awesome at sucking dick (for the purpose of pissing off the Las Vegas hookers) and i'm mentioning her in this thread because she's really petty and really vengeful and when she got pissed at me she melted everything i own last Tuesday so that now my entire campsite is now a gigantic black-plastic-Frisbee

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Cronopio @Bloopy
Americans are bat-shit-crazy

 

[Cronopio]

the cocaine users call me "meth boy"

there's a short-and-thin blue-eyed 61 year old woman with snow-white-skin, bright-pink-nipples and blonde eyelashes who tells everyone that she's from Atlanta Georgia and bitches about how much Texas sucks while speaking with a thick-as-hell Georgia-accent (sounds kinda like Rogue's Mississippi accent from the 90's X-Men Cartoon) she's horribly racist, says the N-word super-frequently and then complains (to me) when the black people start beating her up
she loves sucking dick, she says my boner is the perfect Popsicle-shape for sucking on, she taught herself how to be really awesome at sucking dick (for the purpose of pissing off the Las Vegas hookers) and i'm mentioning her in this thread because she's really petty and really vengeful and when she got pissed at me she melted everything i own last Tuesday so that now my entire campsite is now a gigantic black-plastic-Frisbee

Your prose skills are uncanny. Reminds me of Pig Destroyer lyrics.

 

[The Butt]

So Ive done more coke in the past few months than Blurry? Well fuck me, right.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Your prose skills are uncanny. Reminds me of Pig Destroyer lyrics.

seriously though, I really wasn't trying to make my posts sound like song lyrics
what i was trying to do was type my posts differently than the way i speak out loud
but i wasn't trying to do it as song lyrics, i was trying to do it like an author writing a novel

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

So Ive done more coke in the past few months than Blurry? Well fuck me, right.

@Cronopio @Bloopy
i'm jealous actually
when i'm smoking meth i can always feel the difference between different formulas
i have (of course) built up a tolorence to weak meth
and i haven't had strong meth in a while
and i would totally love to do cocaine again

 

[Cronopio]

seriously though, I really wasn't trying to make my posts sound like song lyrics
what i was trying to do was type my posts differently than the way i speak out loud
but i wasn't trying to do it as song lyrics, i was trying to do it like an author writing a novel

And you did well! Maybe chill with the hyphens, though.

 

[The Butt]

I miss metal paddy going on about belting people from one end of the stage to the other. And dont worry he did not get up

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the cocaine users call me "meth boy"

there's a short-and-thin blue-eyed 61 year old woman with snow-white-skin, bright-pink-nipples and blonde eyelashes who tells everyone that she's from Atlanta Georgia and bitches about how much Texas sucks while speaking with a thick-as-hell Georgia-accent (sounds kinda like Rogue's Mississippi accent from the 90's X-Men Cartoon) she's horribly racist, says the N-word super-frequently and then complains (to me) when the black people start beating her up
she loves sucking dick, she says my boner is the perfect Popsicle-shape for sucking on, she taught herself how to be really awesome at sucking dick (for the purpose of pissing off the Las Vegas hookers) and i'm mentioning her in this thread because she's really petty and really vengeful and when she got pissed at me she melted everything i own last Tuesday so that now my entire campsite is now a gigantic black-plastic-Frisbee

@Cronopio in this^^ post, each phrase where i used the hyphens was just phrases that i always write with the hyphens
i just weirdly crammed all those phrases into a single post