The Whining and Bitching Thread

[tagradh]

How is women drinking beer a bad thing? Better than fucking alcopops and shizzle.

 

[Onder]

BBBEEEER BEEEER


BEEEEEEEEER BEEEEEEEEER UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

 

[Vilden]

How is women drinking beer a bad thing? Better than fucking alcopops and shizzle.

Indeed.

 

[King Richard]

Because it makes your breath smell like ass tbh. If I were single and tried hitting on a chick, the last thing I'm drinking is a beer.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Not that I've ever been in a position to judge, but does it really matter if you're both drinking?

 

[tagradh]

Not if you slip her some rohypnol.

 

[King Richard]

Not that I've ever been in a position to judge, but does it really matter if you're both drinking?

Maybe it's just something that bothers me, but if I'm talking to a chick up close and she has beer breath, it's a turn-off.

 

[The Ozzman]

a chick drinking anything is win

Especially my semen

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Maybe it's just something that bothers me, but if I'm talking to a chick up close and she has beer breath, it's a turn-off.

Yeah, I highly doubt that would bother me.

Smoking, on the other hand, is definitely a turn-off.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I like it when they have a mouth.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

As opposed to what - a proboscis?

 

[King Richard]

Especially my semen

You don't have semen because you are a pussy. ldo

 

[The Ozzman]

You are what you eat, amirite?

 

[Ross]

You are what you eat, amirite?

win

 

[skeptik]

Anyway, buying a drink for a girl doesn't mean you're a tool. Blowing half your paycheck on a girl (or girls) that will not fuck you means you're a tool

Buying a girl a drink doesn't make you a tool. Spending half your paycheck buying drinks for a girl doesn't make you a tool. What makes you a tool is whether or not you're doing this for the express purpose of trying to get laid. Whether or not you actually get laid has nothing to do with whether or not you're a tool.

IMO

 

[waif]

Where is my Nocturnal Depression? Motherfucker, I bought it week/s ago.
Also, fuck the fact that it's thursday.

 

[tagradh]

The guy next door has one of them boxing bag things hanging from a tree so whenever he hits it the chain rattles around and the tree moves and the tree has fucking wind chimes on it.

What's even gayer is that he's skinny as a fucking etheopian and about 5ft 6.

 

[Einherjar86]

What makes you a tool is whether or not you're doing this for the express purpose of trying to get laid.

Why else would you buy a random girl at a bar drinks if not to get laid?

 

[skeptik]

Whether or not there's any other reason doesn't change what I said.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I bought a Chemistry text book around the third week of January and it was mailed to me on January 29th, but it is still not here. As much as I'd hate to cancel my order mid-transit and tell the seller that I'll return it if it ever shows up, that's probably what I'm going to do if it's not here when I get back from spring break.