The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

A hilarious campus announcement was issued last night from the university president of SUNY Oswego.

I thought it was pretty stupid that she had such a severe over-reaction, so I typed up a comically self-righteous reply. I'm not going to send it back to her, but I may submit it to the campus news paper for shits and giggles.

Suggestions?

The point about BSA and knot tying is excellent

 

[SentinelSlain]

Is it possible it was tyre swing and someone decided the tyre had more tread left on it than their spare?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ Nice.

BMWG, the beginning of your letter is too serious, so I'd suggest scrapping it. If you really want to make fun of her, I'd say just make it a giant litany of stupid possibilities like the above.

 

[The Ozzman]

Is it possible it was tyre swing and someone decided the tyre had more tread left on it than their spare?

???

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You didn't know Brits spell tire as "tyre"?

It's stupid, I know, but that's just the way they are.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's stupid, I know, but that's just the way they are.

Stupid?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Nobody worth talking to actually, seriously thinks American English is better. Anyway I'm basically anti-American and I think it's time I made that clearer.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Is it possible it was tyre swing and someone decided the tyre had more tread left on it than their spare?

BMWG, the beginning of your letter is too serious, so I'd suggest scrapping it. If you really want to make fun of her, I'd say just make it a giant litany of stupid possibilities like the above.

Thanks, but I don't want to make it too over-the-top, because then she'll just think I'm being a sarcastic ass and disregard my point completely.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's better from an aesthetic standpoint

 

[Vimana]

Latin, Ancient Greek, Sanskrit > English. Suck it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Good job no one really cares if some cowboys think they're pretentious. Also why should I care if another language is somehow better, in you rather convoluted analysis that seems to both seek to find the easiest to learn and the most complex at the same time?

Whatever you say about ancient languages and so on, the real thing behind it is that in seeking for acceptance within a group, you've jumped on the 'hey I'm not completely white, uh ages ago loads of shit happened so let's just be dickheads over it' bandwagon like every other cunt.

 

[The Ozzman]

Latin, Ancient Greek, Sanskrit > English. Suck it.

then why don't you communicate on here using one of those languages?

 

[Vimana]

Because everyone here speaks English LDO. And I can't exactly find a shitload of speakers of those languages.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt JAGE gets upset over how text is presented on a screen

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Nobody worth talking to actually, seriously thinks American English is better. Anyway I'm basically anti-American and I think it's time I made that clearer.

Good job no one really cares if some cowboys think they're pretentious. Also why should I care if another language is somehow better, in you rather convoluted analysis that seems to both seek to find the easiest to learn and the most complex at the same time?

Whatever you say about ancient languages and so on, the real thing behind it is that in seeking for acceptance within a group, you've jumped on the 'hey I'm not completely white, uh ages ago loads of shit happened so let's just be dickheads over it' bandwagon like every other cunt.

Quoting these just in case he decides to delete them

My comment was entirely un-serious, btw. Glad to see you getting so huffy over it.

 

[Vimana]

Dude, I like the COLOR of your TIRE, I found it in a nice PROGRAM last FALL.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dude, I like the COLOR of your TIRE, I found it in a nice PROGRAM last FALL.

I also like to ANALYZE what you REALIZED was wrong with your FAVORITE book

 

[SentinelSlain]

I hardly take offence to Americans using US English. I just take offence to the notion that Britain should be even more Americanised because some pretentious faggots took a brief estimation of history and decided their own culture isn't important.

 

[The Ozzman]

Britain is important?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

A hilarious campus announcement was issued last night from the university president of SUNY Oswego.

I thought it was pretty stupid that she had such a severe over-reaction, so I typed up a comically self-righteous reply. I'm not going to send it back to her, but I may submit it to the campus news paper for shits and giggles.

Suggestions?

You mean "incite", not "insight".