The Whining and Bitching Thread

[whiskey funeral]

Fuck allergies.

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[Einherjar86]

What is a door? What makes a door a door? Is it the fact that the door was intended as a door, or that we recognize it as a door? If a heap of scrap metal from the fuselage of a ruined aircraft is eventually scavenged and used as a door, does that make it a door? Or is it still part of a plane? Furthermore, if the door is left open is it still a door, since it's no longer performing its function? What is its function? What is a door?

 

[Rhombus]

Deep.

 

[Eligos]

saw it on another plato already

 

[divine_torture]

they're fucking doors.

so, Two and a half men won an Emmy......DOES THIS BOTHER NO ONE>???@!!!!

Yes, that bothers me...That means I can win an Emmy for filming bland dialogue and dismissable jokes with my friends? One of them is fat, too!

 

[Eligos]

Gotta throw an obviously Jewish woman into the mix, too.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

This was the first summer in about ten years that I didn't have a summer job, which really surprised me. Two of my previous employers asked me to come back and I originally declined because I wanted to get a real job, but by the time I changed my mind they'd already filled my position and didn't have any others available. I even called them back repeated throughout the summer and they had nothing. I've also applied for nine jobs at the hospital and was so desperate for a job that I even applied to fucking Walmart and haven't heard a damn thing. I'm incredibly frustrated, because it's the first time since I was 15 that I didn't get the very first job that I applied for, or receive an offer without even looking for one. I actually gave up looking and just drove back to Oswego to hang out with my friends who are still in college and help out with the Aikido club for three weeks.

Seriously, being a job hunting college grad can just kiss my fucking ass right about now.

I even thought that some jobs would open back up when all the high schoolers and college students went back to school, but it didn't happen because all the student jobs have been taken over by old people.

Also, my first student loan payments are due in a couple months and I have no idea how I'm going to pay for them. I can't even postpone them because I have no grad school plans yet, and even if I did, this is the worst time in recent history to be a competitor for grad school because all the grad schools are full because none of the other recent grads found jobs either.

AND I'm stuck living with my parents again, along with 60% of all other 2008 and 2009 graduates.

 

[Tonka Time]

all the student jobs have been taken over by old people.

Pretty much how it has been where I live for quite a while now.
My only source of income atm being birthdays/christmas.
Sucks competeing for jobs against people that have to raise a family.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Try applying for unemployment benefits

 

[waif]

Wow, sucks for you. It took me, having never held a job, less than a week to find employment (albeit minimum wage).

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Holy shit, my mom just handed me the classifieds section of the Saturday paper, and there's a job posting for Autism Support Specialists with four-year psych degrees! Highly competitive salary and benefits package!

 

[The Ozzman]

it's a trap

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Haha. Probably not though, it's at the Cooperstown Elementary School, which is where I went to school when I was younger.

 

[waif]

Autism Support Specialists

where I went to school when I was younger.

Are you trying to tell us something, bro?

 

[Eligos]

It took me three an half months to get awesome job.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Are you trying to tell us something, bro?

It's actually a public school system, but with a lot more funding per student because Cooperstown is such a wealthy community.

 

[Eligos]

Did you know that 10% of Psychology majors have jobs in the field?

 

[Eligos]

I decided not to go back to bed, so instead I'm listening to Human Rejection (thanks for the rec, Krow) and drinking a big cup of coffee, about to light up a big fuck you cigar bruv

 

[optionthree]

Just woke up, tired as fuck. As much as I want to go back to sleep, my two classes today are important and they're finished at noon, so fuck it.

 

[Eligos]

Fuck what? The classes? They must be full of loose women if you can pull off fucking all of them in 1 1/2 - 3 hours. Or maybe small classes full of loose women?