The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

So any hope of me getting off this stupid medicine any time soon is gone. And I might be going back to the psych hospital. Yay!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That's what you get for being crazy.

 

[Vimana]

Pretty much.

 

[waif]

So I am officially being stalked. There is a woman (she's 37, according to her license, asian, about 5'6, 120 pounds) who comes into my store to buy cigarettes pretty frequently. For a while she'd kind of giggle and smile and flirt with me (to which I responded with polite disinterest). Then one day she asked me out. Apparently I didn't turn her down hard enough, because she's continued to try to flirt. Anyhow, I found out today that she came in while I was off and was asking about when I'd be working. I am officially creeped the fuck out.

 

[Cythraul]

So I am officially being stalked. There is a woman (she's 37, according to her license, asian, about 5'6, 120 pounds) who comes into my store to buy cigarettes pretty frequently. For a while she'd kind of giggle and smile and flirt with me (to which I responded with polite disinterest). Then one day she asked me out. Apparently I didn't turn her down hard enough, because she's continued to try to flirt. Anyhow, I found out today that she came in while I was off and was asking about when I'd be working. I am officially creeped the fuck out.

Wait! Hold the fuck on, son. Is she attractive? Either way just hit it up. HAVE FUN!

 

[waif]

She's not really, and I think she has mental problems beyond stalking Walgreens cashiers.

 

[Satanstoenail]

The bigger the mental case, the harder they go off in the sack.

 

[waif]

With this one I really would be worried about STDs. Also, she smokes a lot. It would be embarrassing explaining to the police that she choked to death on my dick because she smokes too much and her lung capacity is reduced.

 

[False Joe]

Shag it anyway.

Earn your green wings.

 

[Evil?]

wouldn't that be...yellow wings?

 

[cookiecutter]

wrap it and tap it

 

[False Joe]

wouldn't that be...yellow wings?

With this one I really would be worried about STDs.

.

 

[Xorv]

there's too many whores in this world......



which would be awesome minus the random flaccid ejaculations at work.

 

[Evil?]

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ya ya ya, I was just trying to make some lame joke about her being asian, thus the yellow.

 

[False Joe]

ya ya ya, I was just trying to make some lame joke about her being asian, thus the yellow.

 

[Evil?]

Oh my.

 

[cookiecutter]

 

[Xorv]

where do you people find these things....I'm still laughing about the "my snuggle"

 

[Dak]

where do you people find these things....I'm still laughing about the "my snuggle"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?!

 

[ASD]

Halloween is a day for girls to dress half-naked, not guys.
Facebook is a place for girls to post pictures of Halloween, not guys.

I fucking hate this shit. uke: