The Whining and Bitching Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

do i notice a possible hookup here

 

[divine_torture]

If he doesn't mind it bareback. I need some new booty. Same girl for over 2 years now

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It is Ozzman that does the barebacking.

 

[waif]

I insist on the Warrior's Shield.

 

[divine_torture]

Nah, man. How do you think I ended up with a child? I play dangerously. No protection, just a sword and the urge to BATTLE!!!!!!!

 

[waif]

There's nothing manly about syphilis.

 

[divine_torture]

It makes you insane if untreated. I think insanity would be metal.

Wait...you have SYPHILIS! Why didn't you warn me before!? What do I tell the ol' lady now? I banged a metal dude, and then you. Now you have a disease. Oops!

 

[Eligos]

You're 25 posts over your limit, dt.

 

[divine_torture]

I'm not going to jail! Hehe. My life will continue as normal.

 

[Eligos]

This gladdens me. I was hoping you wouldn't come to a realization you'd passed 2500 some time ago and immediately decide to cease activity within this forum.

I am in essay-writing mode by the way. So if the shit I write looks stupid, it's because it's written to fill space.

 

[divine_torture]

No, I noticed I went over. But my mood is too good to care. I will continue being completely useless on this forum. Yay.

What is your essay going to be on?

 

[waif]

Wait...you have SYPHILIS! Why didn't you warn me before!?

You knew the risks of barebacking.

 

[divine_torture]

Yeah, but I thought you would at least let me know.

 

[waif]

Sorry. It all happened so fast. I didn't even feel it happening till it was over.

 

[divine_torture]

That's because I drugged you, silly.

 

[SkiesAtOurFeet]

Sorry. It all happened so fast. I didn't even feel it happening till it was over.

Fucking 2 pump chump....

 

[Eligos]

No, I noticed I went over. But my mood is too good to care. I will continue being completely useless on this forum. Yay.

What is your essay going to be on?

I wrote it already. It was on Ben Bernanke's recent press conference "After the Fall".

 

[divine_torture]

Fucking 2 pump chump....

Fucking hilarious.

I wrote it already. It was on Ben Bernanke's recent press conference "After the Fall".

Send it when you get around to it. I'd probably enjoy the read.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

If not for westernization, they wouldn't be willing to sleep with white guys under any circumstances, so it's a trade off.

But if not for westernization, we wouldn't need to obtain consent

 

[waif]

I wonder what it would have been like to have lived in a place and time where it was acceptable for white men to rape and kill the inhabitants and take their shit.