The Whining and Bitching Thread

[ASD]

A pimple on my ass is making it hurt to sit.

 

[divine_torture]

Greasy ass, eh? STRIDEX THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[Krow]

Dear Nancy Grace, shut the fuck up.

I'm so sick of hearing that woman bitch about overly obvious shit to people who are trying to talk to her... constantly interrupting them wih her fingernail on chalkboard voice... my grandma is constantly listening to her and it's just a testament to her mind evaporating, imo...

There isnt many people in this world I'd actually like to punch in the face... but... she's on the list.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Oh yeah, that bitch.

 

[waif]

epic post

Oh, okay. I was just joking and didn't actually think that you currently deal heroin or routinely get in fights (although you did make some posts indicating you currently frequent biker bars). I guess we're cool then. Sweet.

Novelty is another important characteristic when it comes to attraction. If nothing else is satisfactory, perhaps this will prove to be an adequate explanation.

Possibly.

DAMN YOU WESTERNIZATION!!! DAMN YOU!!!

If not for westernization, they wouldn't be willing to sleep with white guys under any circumstances, so it's a trade off.

Human psychology is more-or-less contagious. Just react to her as if she already likes you, and maybe she'll fall for it.

That's actually a great idea.

 

[divine_torture]

Oh, okay. I was just joking and didn't actually think that you currently deal heroin or routinely get in fights (although you did make some posts indicating you currently frequent biker bars). I guess we're cool then. Sweet.

I do occasionally go to biker bars. But I don't drink much ever and it's mostly because I have some good friends there. If I didn't have a son, I'd probably have kept dealing and stuff. I'd probably be dead. He changed everything.

And yes, we're cool, hot stuff.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

do i notice a possible hookup here

 

[divine_torture]

If he doesn't mind it bareback. I need some new booty. Same girl for over 2 years now

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It is Ozzman that does the barebacking.

 

[waif]

I insist on the Warrior's Shield.

 

[divine_torture]

Nah, man. How do you think I ended up with a child? I play dangerously. No protection, just a sword and the urge to BATTLE!!!!!!!

 

[waif]

There's nothing manly about syphilis.

 

[divine_torture]

It makes you insane if untreated. I think insanity would be metal.

Wait...you have SYPHILIS! Why didn't you warn me before!? What do I tell the ol' lady now? I banged a metal dude, and then you. Now you have a disease. Oops!

 

[Eligos]

You're 25 posts over your limit, dt.

 

[divine_torture]

I'm not going to jail! Hehe. My life will continue as normal.

 

[Eligos]

This gladdens me. I was hoping you wouldn't come to a realization you'd passed 2500 some time ago and immediately decide to cease activity within this forum.

I am in essay-writing mode by the way. So if the shit I write looks stupid, it's because it's written to fill space.

 

[divine_torture]

No, I noticed I went over. But my mood is too good to care. I will continue being completely useless on this forum. Yay.

What is your essay going to be on?

 

[waif]

Wait...you have SYPHILIS! Why didn't you warn me before!?

You knew the risks of barebacking.

 

[divine_torture]

Yeah, but I thought you would at least let me know.