The Whining and Bitching Thread

Hell, it's also a challenge. You could easily impress someone like yourself. But let one of us ugly, grungy metal dudes try to impress Scarlett Johansson. Would take some work.
 
It's really, really hard for me to explain how to do that. Everyone I know hates how well I can get anyone to like me. It's something I do naturally. It's not 'cause I'm gorgeous, I just always know what to say and when to say it.
 
It's really, really hard for me to explain how to do that. Everyone I know hates how well I can get anyone to like me. It's something I do naturally. It's not 'cause I'm gorgeous, I just always know what to say and when to say it.
I wasn't really asking for advice...no offense, but I wouldn't generally ask for advice from someone with so many massive problems in his life.

WAIF you shouldn't analyze it so much and either ask her out if she seems interested or move on if she doesn't.

As I explained, I analyze everything I do. I think it's important to understand myself.
 
Nah, I'm getting rid of my computer soon. Apparently S.O. laws also include software installed for monitoring computer use. I'd rather not risk jail because I checked my friggin' email, ya know?
 
Using some hidden file method to transfer my ipod library into a new itunes on a new computer. Its taking really long and it makes my vagina hurt...