The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Xorv]

sexual harassment? what? I'm not going to read the entire wiki page, but I'm guessing you read my phrase wrong? It basically means you want to make things happen in your life instead of sitting around and waiting for things to occur. Doesn't necessarily involved walking up to women and sticking your finger up their wet chute. DAMN!

A nice hello my name is (blank) would do better.

 

[waif]

She knows my name...like I said, pretty sure I've been friend-zoned already.

 

[-CC-]

That Nazi Doll post was incredible...Xorv you rule! The last picture had me in tears laughing, with all the dolls staring at the camera!

And WAIF, there is ONE way out of friend-zone, but it is a path you must find for yourself..if you really want to enter the vag, then you must be determined, and I see very little determination coming from you atm!!

TBH co-workers are the easiest preys! What kind of job do you have? Retail? Is she working in the same department? Do you see her all the time, or just on breaks etc etc...anyway chat as much as possible but keep it flirty, not just gay chat...then man up and ask her out one time, and thats all that needs to be done, if she says yes, you HAVE to pull a move on the first date..else she will think you are A) Gay , or B) A very friendly and slightly weird straight dude with no game

You'd want her to think that you are C) Viking

SO IN THE NAME OF ODIN I COMMAND YOU TO HUNT TEH PUZZAY

And stop being so self-conscious! In the end it boils down to "Who really gives a goddamn fuck?" (Repeat that phrase all the motherfucking time in your head, it will man you up faster than a Manowar concert)

 

[Rumpole]

That picture of all the figures in the box would have to be one of the most bizarre and at the same time hilarious images I've ever seen.

 

[Evil?]

It's so creepy and so funny at the same time.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

love that post. Just a reminder of how fucked the internet can be, really.

I'm also fairly certain Xorv isn't the person who originally wrote that post.

 

[Xorv]

I found it off Craig's list doing a google search.

 

[Eligos]

That one with the guys in the box... man why did he turn all their heads toward the camera?

 

[Belligerent]

goddamn i love that Xorv post

 

[Vimana]

So I dumped my girl last night. Turns out she actually didn't like me, and I'm not doing a stupid on/off relationship.

 

[divine_torture]

Did you give her a sammich first?

 

[Vimana]

Nope. But I would have.

 

[divine_torture]

Well, at least you were able to see through the shit and just rid yourself of unnecessary stress.

 

[Vimana]

We are a lot better as friends.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should still give her some table time.

 

[divine_torture]

You'll be in the mood for booty one day...and you'll call her.

 

[Vimana]

She doesn't want me.

 

[The Ozzman]

You should still give her some table time.

+1

 

[Vimana]

Yesterday a friend and I were sitting on a table. I asked him what time it was and while he was taking his phone out of his pocket I slammed his back onto the table and yelled "table time bitch!"

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I am confuzzled. I realized tonight that the girl I'm interested in is completely different from me and that there's no reason to be interested in her, yet I am. Very much. She's kind of drifting through life, going to community college because her parents want her to go to school and majoring in something she has no interest in. So far to my knowledge she has no major interests. There is really no reason for me to be interested in this girl (although she's pretty cute, but that's not it), but I am. This confuses me.

The thing is, I always try to understand why I do what I do. Like, I have whole conversations with myself in my head dissecting everything I do (this sounds kind of intense but I really don't have a whole lot going on at work so yeah), so being unable to make sense of something like this, especially something that's really preoccupying me a lot lately, really sucks.

Actually, her not really being interested in me is a mixed blessing, because if she was my brain would explode from trying to make sense of it.

What exactly is so confusing? Individually distinctive personalities is a fairly recent evolutionary development, and its effect on sexual preference is even more so. For pretty much all of prehistory, most of recorded history and still to many modern men, a woman's personality has not been taken into consideration when judging her reproductive value. Consequently, it shouldn't be that much of a surprise when people are attracted to each other despite having more-or-less incompatible personalities.