The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Master_Yoda77]

I need to get laid.

 

[The Butt]

if you're going to more than one fast food place in one day (for multiple meals I'm assuming), I smell a bigger issue

There's some days where I chill with friends and I'll go to one place for lunch, then another for dinner, then a movie or some shit. Then home. Then I fuckin reek when I get home. SUCKS

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I can usually smell it on my hands. if you're smelling it in your beard and hair, you're a messy eater.

Actually no, I can smell it in my hair quite well without my hair having gone anywhere near the pizza in question. I think the same particles that carry the smell of the pizza to your nose can leave deposits of themselves around you while you eat.

 

[The Butt]

FUCKING BLIZZARD

Was trying to transfer a Titans Revenge, Wizspike, Verdungos, and the game poofed. Kicked the other guy out too. That's a decent amount of shit gone. Christ, Blizzard... upgrade your D2 servers you cunts. D2 on Battlenet is the absolute worst nowadays.

 

[Onder]

I can usually smell it on my hands. if you're smelling it in your beard and hair, you're a messy eater.

This girl I'm somewhat not seeing hates someone smelling their fingers. She finds it absolutely disgusting. And I do that quite a lot actually because I hate when I smell of something. So everytime I have my hands near my face she accuses me of trying to disguise smelling my fingers. She's also attracted to people doing drugs and tries to convince me that it's because they somewhat smell like pharmacy. So yeah.

 

[sevag00]

How can someone smell pizza or any other food in their hair after eating it? I have a hard time understanding.

 

[The Butt]

She sounds absolutely batshit crazy.

 

[Zephyrus]

I always cook my friends really garlicky meals before they go contra-dancing.

 

[unknown]

+

 

[CF87]

Showering in the winter is kinda like when you fall out of love with a chick. FROZEN. Can't stand cold, can't function. pain usually take a power nap.

 

[Vimana]

The annoying guy asked if I didn't want to hang out with him anymore and I said yes. He thought I was joking and then tried to start a conversation. Wow.

 

[unknown]

so one of my tires has a hole in it...get to buy a new one tomorrow

 

[damnromulans]

I have totally gone to multiple fast food outlets before, but only in mall food courts and it was about 8 years ago. I liked dipping Arby's curly fries in Taco Bell nacho cheese.

I have really atrocious personal hygiene. That is one reason Grant will eventually disown me as a friend. My last shower was 36 hours ago and my hair is a little greasy.

 

[Valerie]

Has anybody else ever mixed a bunch of sodas together at fast food places?

 

[damnromulans]

Coke and Sprite with a little Orange Fanta or Hi-C or whatever the orange soda they have is

 

[The Butt]

I sometimes like to mix Coke and root beer together.

 

[The Butt]

Alright. How's this for whining/bitching?

I've been having dreams of my own death pretty near every night for a month or two. I imagine myself being really old and on my deathbed, knowing that in moments I will no longer be alive. Then I imagine just... black nothingness. And honestly? It scares the fuck out of me. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THEM TO STOP GMD

 

[False Joe]

Well that answer seems pretty simple to me.

 

[The Butt]

I'm too much of a puss. You guys should know this.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Do it for the lulz man.

j/k sorry to hear about the scary dreams, though tbh i've always found dreams of dying rather interesting. I had one a few nights ago where the world was just about to end in some indeterminate fiery/explosive event, and my last moments consisted of wandering around some weird teenage girl themed club, watching kids play there (most people had no idea the world was about to end), and then locking eyes with one girl who "knew the truth", whereupon we both realized that the other knew and started crying simultaneously, and kinda just did that together until we died. I think I (or my soul?) was launched into space afterward.