things you hate with a passion

[Profanity]

No, have them inside yourself before speaking to the cops, it might give you more confidence.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

That's what the 5th of vodka is for silly

 

[Vimana]

I hate that Pokémon aren't real. I'd bring my Blastoise to school. No one would mess with me.

 

[ArneZ]

I fucking hate it when you eat all the awesome Jelly Belly's, and then only the shitty ones like popcorn are left. It's like half the bag that could potentially be good Jelly Belly's.

I hate when I eat so much Jelly Belly's that my shit is flying everywhere. I didnt know you could get diarrhea from eating too much of that shit.

 

[Profanity]

You should eat like a horse to avoid things like constipation and diarrhea.

 

[Khayman666]

I hate waiting on deliveries

 

[DarkBliss]

Wireless mice and keyboards. Some of the most impractical and buggy devices I've had the displeasure to work with. The greatness of the "wireless" craze is yet to hit me.

 

[Doomguy]

Melbourne on the other hand has a fucking terrible PT system and it's getting worse every year due to population increase in the inner city and poorly managed privatisation. And the fucking trams may have been great in the early 1900's, but all they do now is cause more congestion.

I couldn't agree more. I live on the Sandringham line and the congestion is unbearable.

This new company that has taken over hasn't really turned much around imo.

 

[Chimaera]

I hate chavs.

 

[Profanity]

I hate chavs.

Chavs are cool, a great source of culture and a very funny dress sense. They own the streets and their crews are starting to exert an influence on society.

 

[Chimaera]

Chavs are cool, a great source of culture and a very funny dress sense. They own the streets and their crews are starting to exert an influence on society.

What's the similarity between a chav and a slinky?

They're both completely useless but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

 

[Doomguy]

What's the similarity between a chav and a slinky?

They're both completely useless but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

wat

 

[Krow]

?

 

[Eligos]

wat

I agree.

 

[Chimaera]

wat

Yes, it is an extremely bad joke. Sorry.

 

[mutantllama]

Bump.


I hate how hard it is to pick up 7 inches after they have been played.

*edit* in before cock joke.

 

[cookiecutter]

I do not understand that sentence

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I assume he's talking about picking up 7" vinyl records from a turntable.

 

[DarkBliss]

Or else he would've said "played with".

 

[Onder]

Humm, I hate when I put the needle too far, like, on the absolute border of the record. I'm like, fuck me.