Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.
No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.