things you hate with a passion

[Vilden]

Hey, what's your new av? I've been trying for a long time to decipher the words and I just can't.

Unorthodox - Awaken
http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=211610

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ah, now I see the effect that was obfuscating the band name. Thx

 

[seedofvengeance]

Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.

 

[False Joe]

I would like to have sex with an unattractive woman. Then I would feel superior instead of all nervous and shit, like you do with an attractive woman. ;(

For this to happen, I'd have to find the ugliest girl this side of the equator.

Instead I'm going for a girl whose on par with my uglyness.

 

[mutantllama]

I hate it when I'm downloading something, and at like 99 percent, people stop seeding. I'm like "WTF"

 

[King Richard]

Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.

No offense bitches, but where is my sammich?

 

[Ross]

same actually


i'm going to take it a step farther in the fag level... i could actually give a shit less about having sex, i would much, much rather obtain a loving, meaningful relationship. That's right, i said it

omgzlolzihasbothovthose

 

[viewerfromnihil]

omglolzi... fuck you ross

 

[SentinelSlain]

omgzlolzihasbothovthose

is she beautiful?

 

[Ross]

is she beautiful?

seriously?

 

[mutantllama]

pics or she isn't real

 

[mutantllama]

I would like to have sex with an attractive woman. I have felt this way for some time.

Lately I've been dreaming about new girls who are fucking hot and come to my school. And then they become my girlfriend and we do different things sexually. Like one time she was a dominatrix and I had to kiss her ass, and worship it. Then I had to lick her boots.

It was soooo hot.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

the more beautiful she is, the stronger the poison.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Lately I've been dreaming about new girls who are fucking hot and come to my school. And then they become my girlfriend and we do different things sexually. Like one time she was a dominatrix and I had to kiss her ass, and worship it. Then I had to lick her boots.

It was soooo hot.

I don't get boots but I get what's in them tbh. I wish I didn't but I really really do.

 

[mutantllama]

The idea is the whole being above them, and being at the lowest part. That kind of stuff turns me on.


Sorry if I sound pathetic.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Here's an actual list of hates:
Rap/hip hop love songs, squeaky voice shit (Akon) and goofy shit (Soulja Boy)
That might be controversial.
CD cases being DOA.
When people decide not to trust my knowledge but then come a cropper as a result of that, but don't change their ways.

 

[cookiecutter]

Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.

You my friend need to learn the essential skill of looking interested while not actually listening.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Pro Tips From Pick-Up Artist Cookie

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

sov ftw.

 

[CF87]

Like one time she was a dominatrix and I had to kiss her ass, and worship it.

It was soooo hot.