things you hate with a passion

Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.
 
Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.

No offense bitches, but where is my sammich?
 
I would like to have sex with an attractive woman. I have felt this way for some time.

Lately I've been dreaming about new girls who are fucking hot and come to my school. And then they become my girlfriend and we do different things sexually. Like one time she was a dominatrix and I had to kiss her ass, and worship it. Then I had to lick her boots.

It was soooo hot.
 
Lately I've been dreaming about new girls who are fucking hot and come to my school. And then they become my girlfriend and we do different things sexually. Like one time she was a dominatrix and I had to kiss her ass, and worship it. Then I had to lick her boots.

It was soooo hot.

I don't get boots but I get what's in them tbh. I wish I didn't but I really really do.
 
The idea is the whole being above them, and being at the lowest part. That kind of stuff turns me on.


Sorry if I sound pathetic.
 
Here's an actual list of hates:
Rap/hip hop love songs, squeaky voice shit (Akon) and goofy shit (Soulja Boy)
That might be controversial.
CD cases being DOA.
When people decide not to trust my knowledge but then come a cropper as a result of that, but don't change their ways.
 
Females.
I swear, if they're not on the linoleum or their back, they're bitching.
I've learned over the years that I need to keep my pimp hand strong, because if there's no dick massage coming with all that bitching, then payment needs to be made... and the back of my hand will be that collector.
Know your role, bitches.

No offense to the ladies of UM, of course... but, seriously... there had better be some linoleum under the place in which your computer sits... either that or a sandwich in your hand intended for my mouth.
You my friend need to learn the essential skill of looking interested while not actually listening.