Fuck. I wish a female would just give me her number. I've decided to lower my standards(inspired by the lowered expectations espisode on Mad TV). I've asked out some really nasty chicks recently at random for the hell of it and they all turn me down. I fooled around with this fat chick one night and the next morning found her really nasty and never called her back and should have just stuck with her. Regardless her being nasty would atleast get blown and laid everyday. I'm such a dumb fuck.
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Fuck. I wish a female would just give me her number. I've decided to lower my standards(inspired by the lowered expectations espisode on Mad TV). I've asked out some really nasty chicks recently at random for the hell of it and they all turn me down. I fooled around with this fat chick one night and the next morning found her really nasty and never called her back and should have just stuck with her. Regardless her being nasty would atleast get blown and laid everyday. I'm such a dumb fuck.
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I have to walk around with a wheeled cage if I go outside so as to avoid women disrupting my hair in their enthusiasm.
False Joe
Who cares.
By give do you mean you steal their cell phones and put their numbers into your phone?
And by call do you mean heavy breathing?
And by worthy do you mean men?
Definately Ingnorant people!!! Political extremists (both liberal and conservative bias people!) Abuse in general!! And most of all HYPOCRITES, POSERS!!! (the two go hand in hand) oh... and BLIND RELIGIOUS FANATICS!!!
"Black metal or any metal with operatic female vocals and way too much keyboard"
YOU SUCK!! YOU ARE NOT A METALHEAD!!! Nightwish is a good band and Tarja has a beautiful voice and she is also beautiful too!!! And Black Metal speaks the truth!
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Onder
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Why don't you have a seat there. You're apparently a very energic poster, you get a cup of tea, a cigar and calm down a bit, please.
I believe that the rivals of the Celtic are the KNICKS!! Yeah... I hate Kobe Bryant too... Oh and BTW... FUCK THE FUCKING PATRIOTS THEY ARE THE ONLY COCKY TEAM THERE!! I'm so glad that the Giant beat them for being so arrogant and cocky. Tom Brady got SACKED!!! BY A ROOKIE!!! SERVES HIM RIGHT!!!
well... I actually rarely have time to use the internet so I'll do with the time I have...
mutantllama
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I hate it when I'm taking a piss, and I need to sneeze while I'm taking a piss. So then, I have to hold in the piss, and sneeze, but then I still let out piss.
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Alejandro4891
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the kids that proudly carry their guitars in school, but when i see them play they can't really play. also when i don't have enough money to buy new strings.
mutantllama
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I don't go to school, but I hate guys that own a guitar but never play it. Instead they usually just spend all their free time watching sports and drinking beer. Losers!
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I don't hate when people have a guitar that they never play as long as they don't try and pretend they actually play it to look cool. If they say "yeah, I have one but I never play it" they're not pretending to be anything that they're not. They admit that they're a guy who wanted to start playing guitar but didn't instead of trying to use that guitar to make themselves look better.
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