Unofficial Royal Carnage Babe Thread

[JayKeeley]

Who is Paz Vega? I was all ready to fall in love, and then I noticed her right foot in that wallpaper picture that lurch posted up above. Does she have some toe disease causing them to look like cheetos?

 

[lizard]

Her Royal Thighness of Thighland

 

[Dev]

Btw, have you heard Rakoth? I dusted off their Jabberworks a couple of days ago and found some mighty good music--flute-driven symphonical avant garde black metal is the correct label I think.

 

[JayKeeley]

Check out Rakoth's Planeshift if you like Summoning...

http://www.royalcarnage.com/Reviews/jaykeeley/rakoth/plane_rev.htm

 

[spaffe]

Check out Rakoth's Planeshift if you like Summoning...

http://www.royalcarnage.com/Reviews/jaykeeley/rakoth/plane_rev.htm

Yeah I read that one yesterday (a good review btw), it made want to check it out. Dunno why you mentioned Summoning though, or was that for NAD?

 

[NAD]

*sniff* *sniff* Summoning?

 

[JayKeeley]

Nah, I just meant that if you like Summoning then check out Planeshift, or vice versa. Avoid the Rakoth follow up album though. I don't know what they were thinking.

 

[lurch70]

Who is Paz Vega? I was all ready to fall in love, and then I noticed her right foot in that wallpaper picture that lurch posted up above. Does she have some toe disease causing them to look like cheetos?

you're fucking crazy dude ... what fucking toe disease?!?!?

check out Sex and Lucia in the video store ... she was also recently in Spanglish (although a more subdued role)

 

[NAD]

JayK has a very large anti-foot fetish I've noticed. I thought I did too, but I dated a chick with two hammer toes (one per foot, matching) and she used to sing "hammer toe, oohh, oohh" to the tune of MC Hammer - Can't Touch This. That's when I realized that all feet are ugly, and that's just fine.

 

[lurch70]

i can see that ... like to indulge in some feet myself.

one thing I hate is fucked up bellies ... i loooooooove bellies ... so a c-section or saggy one is a major fucking turnoff

 

[Dev]

Nah, I just meant that if you like Summoning then check out Planeshift, or vice versa. Avoid the Rakoth follow up album though. I don't know what they were thinking.

Does that mean Jabberworks sucks , or that I don't understand English ?

 

[speed]

someone needs to post a pic of Aishwrana- or however you spell it- Rai; that absolutely stunning Indian chick with light mocha skin, raven hair, and violet eyes.

Oh and does anyone know who the name of hot brunette venezuelan Victoria Secret lingerie model? I'm too lazy to actually do a search.

 

[lizard]

little man has the right idea:

 

[Dev]

Bahahah

 

[JayKeeley]

Does that mean Jabberworks sucks , or that I don't understand English ?

Sorry - I'm referring to the follow up album titled "Tiny Deaths". Here -> http://www.royalcarnage.com/Reviews/jaykeeley/rakoth/tiny_rev.htm

 

[JayKeeley]

Regarding feet, yeah, I'm not a big fan. HOWEVER, I love a chick in nice sexy high-heeled shoes. I think the shoe hides the foot so subconciously I feel relieved. Also, there is very little need for a chick to take off her shoes IMO. I'd rather look at a high heel fuck-me pump than a bunch of bunions and toe maggots.

[Open toed shoes suck too. They defeat the purpose of wearing a shoe to hide the disfigurement].

 

[Dev]

Tiny Deaths is VERY disappointing and boring , a shame .

 

[General Zod]

Who is Paz Vega? I was all ready to fall in love, and then I noticed her right foot in that wallpaper picture that lurch posted up above. Does she have some toe disease causing them to look like cheetos?

You're not serious, are you? Holy shit, I could care less if that chick even had toes.

Zod

 

[unhinged]

less balls more birds please

 

[spaffe]

(OMG Bjork)