Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

So my little bro gets me all ready to drink the night away tonight....spend like $100 for the 2 of us...he does one shot of Jager and a beer then passes out on me...wtf is it with youngins these days,I need to find me a new drinking partner I guess...
 
Damnit...why didn't I think of that...duh.
Wonder if his phone is working....

And no laughing at me, I'll see you tomorrow....prepare for being "The Center of Attention!" :heh:

Because of the epical confusenessness! :lol::lol::lol:

Try to get Sina at the phone. I think she has a connection to him ^^

Okay, I got your attention and the beer got mine :kickass::kickass:
 
So my little bro gets me all ready to drink the night away tonight....spend like $100 for the 2 of us...he does one shot of Jager and a beer then passes out on me...wtf is it with youngins these days,I need to find me a new drinking partner I guess...

Look on the bright side... he's a cheap drinking partner. You should say, I'll buy you drinks until you pass out if you do the next for me tomorrow... You can get wasted for the price of half a bottle of Jager.

My man gets aff his tits with two single malts. The metaller becomes a gigling schoolgirl who loves everybody and wants to buy drinks for all for under £20.