weird habits...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Don't give my other half any ideas! Alex has thought about it I bet!

awww, and I love it when my kitty makes those little grunt noises in her sleep.

my kitties don't snore, but that sounds ridiculously adorable. occasionally they do that twitching/whimpering thing.

when i was home from school a few weeks ago, one of my cats spent the entire time curled up against my pillow like a round gray throw-pillow. when i took my blankets downstairs where will and i were sleeping, the cat would sleep on the sheets.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Except for my shoes, I put my pants on last. I put everything else on first, including socks, and then do my hair & makeup (if i decide to wear any). Then eventually the pants come on

i'm like the exact opposite. i hate wearing any kind of shirt (unless it's just some baggy tshirt i'm bumming around in) if i don't have pants on. it just feels so awkward.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm a real pain in the ass to people when it comes to speaking/writing. If someone mispronounces a word, writes a common phrase in a way that sounds the same but makes absolutely no sense (like someone I know says "wait to go, jackass" instead of "way to go, jackass"), or uses a word in the wrong context it pisses me off to no end.

if someone seriously says "wait to go" i think you should kill them instead of just correcting them

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

How does that work? Do you just smash them against everything?

Pretty much.

 

[Malergion]

People who use common phrases are jackasses. Have a little originality!

 

[Burti]

I do too much internetz.

Edit: Give me the answer, I do my Precalc in Chem.

"Are all atoms able to provide the same kind of energy? If atoms give different kinds or amounts of energy, which atoms are better for providing this energy? Why?"

 

[Captain Beard]

I touch your mom at night.

 

[Altitudes]

"Are all atoms able to provide the same kind of energy? If atoms give different kinds or amounts of energy, which atoms are better for providing this energy? Why?"

Because of buttsecks.

 

[Burti]

We'll see how that goes over tomorrow.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, you'll probobly get an A ... and your chemistry teacher will try to talk to you after class while suggestively polishing a test tube...

 

[Captain Beard]

His teacher is a 70 year old man.

 

[Burti]

40 year old woman, actually.

Time to bullshit a Chem paper.

 

[Captain Beard]

Describe this woman first.

 

[Burti]

Umm... Fourty years old?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

40 year old woman, actually.

Time to bullshit a Chem paper.

good luck and godspeed.

and that doesn't mean that she can't rape you. watch out!

 

[Captain Beard]

TITS, ASS, DIMENSIONS, ATTRACTIVENESS, AND SEXABILITY GOD DAMNIT.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

do chemistry teachers even have sexability?

 

[Captain Beard]

I had a bio teacher I'd have banged right there in the classroom. So it's plausible.

 

[Malergion]

I had a bio teacher I'd have banged right there in the classroom. So it's plausible.

Who was that?

 

[Captain Beard]

I do not recall her name.