What Did You Learn Today??

[zabu of nΩd]

Fucking learned that my chest pains are back I've gone almost a year without them and they fucking hurt. It is caused by some constant inflammation in my ribcage area so my ribs are being pushed out more than they should be and it fucking hurts so much. Breathing even hurts.

That sounds horrible. I'm really glad I don't have that.

 

[A8]

i learned you wont catch HIV if you pull out.

This is the kind of thing people in Africa believe.

 

[Zephyrus]

I learnt that people with long blonde hair who wear suits look stupid. (Me).

Guy on the right is proof.

 

[The Ozzman]

I learnt that people with long blonde hair who wear suits look stupid. (Me).

Cut your hair then

 

[Matt]

i learned you wont catch HIV if you pull out.

srsly

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Im not cutting my hair.

 

[A8]

Wear a ponytail with a suit then? Although, I'm sure this is shitty advice because you've probably already tried it

 

[Mort Divine]

That sounds horrible. I'm really glad I don't have that.

Yeah, really do be glad D: it sucks so fucking much.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Wear a ponytail with a suit then? Although, I'm sure this is shitty advice because you've probably already tried it

Yeah my hair was in a ponytail when I tried it. It'll be alright, just looks.....odd.

 

[Pessimism]

Do a French braid then; seeing as it's both sexy an stylish, you won't be able to lose.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[Vimana]

I learned that shiba (Korean word for bitch) means 10 dads in Mandarin Chinese if its pronounced a certain way.

 

[Valerie]

I learnt that people with long blonde hair who wear suits look stupid. (Me).

Haven't you seen the ex-bassist for Akercocke?

 

[Pessimism]

What the fuck is wrong with that guys head in the back in the last pic?

 

[Zephyrus]

Haven't you seen the ex-bassist for Akercocke?

I wouldn't really call that a suit.

 

[Valerie]

He doesn't have his jacket on.

@Seraphim: he's pretentious.

 

[Zephyrus]

The jacket's what counts.

 

[Valerie]

Well he got sweaty and didn't want to ruin it.

 

[~Derek~]

Good for the tuna.

There are at least 2 or 3 others Jeremies in my residence hall alone. In fact there's a gay guy next door with my name, so people have to distinguish between "Jeremy the Metalhead on the 4th floor" and "Jeremy the faggot on the 4th floor".

I don't think I'm known as "Derek the Metalhead" because I wear shirts of extreme metal bands most people neevr heard of and may think it';s not a metal shirt and that and I have a short military style haircut and dress like a "normal person" if you don't count the extreme metal shirts. But people that get to know me definitely learn I'm a metalhead.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I learned that Puerto Rican chicks cook the best rice on the planet tonight.

I also learned that the Nero Burning Program is a bitch, but I kind of already knew that.