I learned that there is a God, and he is in fact a raptor:
This is you first post that I actually loled atHE WENT EXTINCT FOR OUR SINS!
And everyone's waiting for the Raptore, when he will separate the good from the bad and take the good up to raptor heaven.
(Note: I only just noticed the closisisty of Rapture and Raptor as I was thinking of puns to make. Conclusive evidence that there is a raptor jesus)
I learned that ICS Vortex did a voice in the new episode of Metalocalypse
You sound like a winner at life