What don't you "get"?

DoomsdayZach

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I stole this thread from another forum and thought it'd be fun. So what is it that you don't get? I'll post some of the responses from the other thread (note: these were written by various people and i don't agree with all of them, but for the sake of explanation here we go)

music:
Modern metal. To paraphrase Homer Simpson, why do we need new bands? Everyone knows metal acheived perfection in 1988. It's a scientific fact.
Pink Floyd. WTF??? Rambling, dull and sleep-inducing.

Politics:
I don't follow politics much but I do know this - in this day and age you'd think people knew what the voting system was all about, but you'd be wrong. This whole "lesser of two evils" crap has got to stop. It is not a two-party system, but everyone is duped into thinking it is.

TV:
The reality shows must end. So you think you can dance? Guess what? I don't give a shit. And that Rockstar: Supernova is just all kinds of pathetic.

Video games:
Why does everyone love role playing games, particularly Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda so much? They're so BORING!!!! Gimme Contra or Halo anyday, running around blowing shit up instead of buying a +1 fire spell or some crap and then waiting my turn to try to land a punch when I finally find someone to fight.

Will Farrell: Going back to my dogshit reference above, the man was the "best" cast member from SNL that included the comic genius of Whosisname and Whatsherface, that's like winning a gold medal at the special olympics....gay. The man has one character (accent non withstanding) and he really doesn't even have the talent to be bringing Vince Vaughn coffee, let alone co starring with him.

Owen Wilson: The Jeff Goldblum of the talentless generation. Nuff said

Margaret Cho: Though she's more of a comedian, I'll lump her in. Yes Margaret, we realize you're fat and ok with it, it's not fucking funny anymore!


Etc. etc. Don't turn this into a flame war and it should be fun :grin:
 
DoomsdayZach said:
Modern metal. To paraphrase Homer Simpson, why do we need new bands? Everyone knows metal acheived perfection in 1988. It's a scientific fact.

Uhm...let me rattle off some bands that came into existence post 80s:

Nevermore, Symphony X, Children of Bodom, Iron Savior (ok, these guys are made up of vets but bear with me here), Scar Symmetry, Edguy, Finntroll, Opeth, Ayreon (again, vets), Adagio, Persuader, Arch Enemy, Borknagar, Strapping Young Lad, Dream Evil, Hypocrisy, Lost Horizon, Firewind, Mystic Prophecy...just going through some of the bands on my ipod, but you get the idea. If anything, the notion of being stuck in '88 when it comes to metal is detrimental to the genre.
 
*shakes head*

DoomsdayZach said:
(note: these were written by various people and i don't agree with all of them, but for the sake of explanation here we go)

I think you're missing the point. It was an example from another board. you have to know the guy, and people there do know him. If you want to debate it, go ahead and email him. I'll give you his email. Don't worry, he'll completely own your ass when it comes to metal. He knows more about metal than anyone else here, i can guarentee it.

So moving on (damn... derailed on the first post... new record?) things that i don't get:

Why a band selling albums and being able to make albums and tour for a living makes them "sellouts". I like small intimate concerts as much as the next metalhead, but if a band can get some success then good for them! Unless that band is:

Dragonforce: why are these guys popular? Yeah, they can play fast. But they aren't competant songwriters or anything.

Hummers: i refer to the vehicle. Where are you going that you need a huge fucking box on wheels that gets 8 miles to the gallon? Seriously, these people are rich folk with small penises, they aren't going offroading or on some crazy military mission.
 
I dont get why the fuck people have to have myspcace's or xanga's.

and why the hell do people like nickleback.
 
I'm confused as to why I hate metalcore, but there are a few bands that I really like that can be considered metalcore.

But I'm more confused as to why there are so many goddamn emo bands that are gaining more popularity and money then bands that write amazing music that is unique and actually requires a few guitar lessons to play. Anyone can play a few chords and sing about how their cat died.
 
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Kamelot and Vanden Plas - Christ 0: I know lots of people from this forum loves them but I just can't get them, both of them sound like I heared them before
 
I don't get why people think that every single song on their radio station must b good cos thats the radio station that they listen to! Yeh thats right, take that bubblegum pop-ers.

Also, beethoven pwns mozart and a modern democracy is the process of electing a dictator.

Thats about it from me :).
 
I don't get how anyone can stand listening to Emo/Hardcore/Screamo "music". To me, all it sounds like is someone screaming in pain because they just got shot or a limb was cut off. You can't even comprehend what they're singing about 95% of the time, yet it's one of the most popular musical genres now.

W T F
 
Setsu said:
I don't get how anyone can stand listening to Emo/Hardcore/Screamo "music". To me, all it sounds like is someone screaming in pain because they just got shot or a limb was cut off. You can't even comprehend what they're singing about 95% of the time, yet it's one of the most popular musical genres now.

W T F
Hardcore/Screamo is the new emo. It's a stupid trend that will eventually be surpassed by Indie or some other shit.

A while ago, everyone was an emo kid and bands like Taking Back Sunday and Hawthorne Heights ruled the airwaves. Now, slowly but surely, emocore/screamo is taking over. Bands like Underoath and The Used. It's basically emo but with random screaming and downtuned guitars. It's a shame these bands consider themselves a part of metal. :hypno:

Anyway, something I just don't "get" is why bands like Trivium and Avenged Sevenfold can make a few cool tunes, but then dress like the cast of Cabaret.
 
The Paris Hilton thing is right: WTF???:Smug:
well, everyone knows the best EMO song, right?
search google for 'emo kid song'
What I don't get... this world is weird, isn't it? Y'know, all this religious shit may actually WORK someday... then it wouldn't be for nothing...