Which Reviews on Royal Carnage do you dispute?
- Thread starter Papa Josh
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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Am I seeing things right? That this thread has been read over 15,000 times? And from that, only 30 posts?
Nah can't be....can it?
Do people literally surf forums and just read without posting? I always see 'non-members' logged in to this forum, but that can just as easily be actual members who have logged out just so they can remain anonymous.
*cough* I wonder *cough*
Nah can't be....can it?
Do people literally surf forums and just read without posting? I always see 'non-members' logged in to this forum, but that can just as easily be actual members who have logged out just so they can remain anonymous.
*cough* I wonder *cough*
JayKeeley said:
Either that or there isn't that much to dispute when it comes to our reviews..
Seriously though, what gets me is... look at when the thread was started, look at the number of views... Holy Shit! :hotjump:
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Papa Josh said:Either that or there isn't that much to dispute when it comes to our reviews..
Yeah because you know how polite and non-vocal metallers are?
I know for a fact that people come to this forum from our site, just to peruse. I hope they enjoy what they're reading. Isn't it about time we had another 'sloppy blowjobs' porn thread? That one was wicked!
Erik
New Metal Member
The view counts on UM are broken currently. There are threads that have existed for like 3 days, with 2 replies and 18000 views or so. There's obviously something fishy with the new beta of the forum software.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
I like the threads that say 5 replies and only 2 views. 
Another porn thread would be good, now that the 24 thread will be gone for awhile.
Another porn thread would be good, now that the 24 thread will be gone for awhile.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
NAD said:Another porn thread would be good, now that the 24 thread will be gone for awhile.
Was that the thread that brought you into the Royal Carnage forum? And now look at you - a staff member!
Amazing what porn leads to...
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
No it wasn't me... I thought it was Josh! I'll bet I would have become a staffer sooner if it was me though!
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
NAD said:No it wasn't me... I thought it was Josh! I'll bet I would have become a staffer sooner if it was me though!
No I knew it wasn't you who started it, I was just curious as to what brought you into the forum in the first place....if you can even remember.
Nate The Great
What would Nathan do?
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Hey if you get paid for inviting me, I want to get paid for working here!npearce said:
I believe it was Markgugs' signature that got me here. I found his CLICK THE BANNER ALREADY!!! threatening yet intriguing, so I went for it. I'm a victim of forceful advertising.
Nate The Great
What would Nathan do?
JayKeeley pays me to massage that part between his ass and his testicles. He flies to Kansas for his massage once a week. He insists it's not gay, but I don't know. I'm just a yokel from the sticks.
NAD: Maybe he could offer you some similar job opportunity.
NAD: Maybe he could offer you some similar job opportunity.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Nothing like a good chode rub. Hey you're moving to California soon maybe we could double team him. :Spin:
*goes back to sloppy blowjob thread to reassure heterosexuality*
*goes back to sloppy blowjob thread to reassure heterosexuality*
Nate The Great
What would Nathan do?
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Southern California.
Riverside, I'm halfway between heaven (Joshua Tree) and hell (Los Angeles).
Riverside, I'm halfway between heaven (Joshua Tree) and hell (Los Angeles).
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
neal said:
Ha, you just can't handle the fact that they SUCK the big dick, and I was compelled to point that out so no one else would make the mistake of actually buying that album.
Of course neal, I'm sure you didn't buy it anyway, so...
As for Satyricon, PJ's review was spot-on. That album owns.
neal
wizard in black
"SUCK the big dick" haha thats a lot more harsh than you said in your review. in fact, you said they "play their chosen style very well" you just dont like techno. well i do like techno, and seti fuckin rocks all over all the shit you fools heavily prop all the time. you all just dont like the fact that they used to be boring ass shitty black metal and decided to do somthing else. oh well. to each thier own. im not gonna post here anymore (not that it breaks anyones heart) because i just dont like any of the same shit you all do. you're stuck in the fucking past.
-neal
-neal
