Who are you going to vote for?

Vote who for you will?


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Doesn't matter. :cool: If I find someone that I like better than Obama or McCain (which is highly likely) I'm voting for him. I'm not sacrificing my ideals for a less-than-decent compromise with a major party candidate, if I can help it.
 
I support the major party candidate who closer identifies with my personal platform. It's called realism, because idealism and politics are incompatible.
 
The realism you are talking about being, that candidates without millions of $ and association of a major party will never get voted in because they don't have the campaigning behind them to get the majority vote?
 
If everyone was an idealist, money wouldn't matter in terms of electability. I'm not a fan of the two-party system either, but I don't wield the power to change that, and I might as well derive as much advantage from it as I can, and that means preventing someone who opposes my political views (McCain) from being elected by voting for the person most likely to do that (Obama).
 
My Fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him . Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me.. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.


Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
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We all know that you like guns and hate liberals. No need to tell us anymore. You are corrupting the youth. You lower their IQ each time you post. I think you win as the most idiotic poster of UM. And this is being said by me (this says a lot). Now please just stop.

Best. Mutantllama post. Ever.
 
I support the major party candidate who closer identifies with my personal platform. It's called realism, because idealism and politics are incompatible.

I don't negotiate with terrorists. :cool:

All jokes aside, I know idealism and politics are incompatible. But I really don't care, I'm voting for who I agree with. It's not idealist so much as it is common sense, in my opinion. We have more than two options here in America, and I'm exercising them.
 
My Fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him . Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me.. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.


Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

Just fuck off already. Everybody is tired of your fucking mindless bullshit. You are not clever, and your views are not fucking smart or enlightened or true or anything other than fucking stupid and annoying. You are a fucking fat idiot and you run around with your stupid fucking guns so you can feel like a badass because you most likely got your ass kicked in high school for being a fat idiot. Fuck off.
 
I don't negotiate with terrorists. :cool:

All jokes aside, I know idealism and politics are incompatible. But I really don't care, I'm voting for who I agree with. It's not idealist so much as it is common sense, in my opinion. We have more than two options here in America, and I'm exercising them.

Politics and common sense are also incompatible :loco:.
 
My Fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him . Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me.. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.


Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

:kickass::kickass::kickass:

Nailed it!