Why are many women evil?

[Andy_2003]

obviously not all women, hehe, but...

 

[Malaclypse]

because of the money.
and the sweets.
and the pope.
and the dope.

 

[Mariner]

because the boss said so...
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80245

 

[trona]

I cannot believe you started this thread, Andy. Now you need a good hard spankin'.

 

[Andy_2003]

ah i said not all women, not you Trona but you don't know my girlfriend's mother...

 

[trona]

Well, it's a given with mother in laws, or mothers of whoever you're with.

 

[Andy_2003]

i suppose, was it with you?

 

[Strangelight]

I cannot believe you started this thread, Andy. Now you need a good hard spankin'.

no no, it was my idea

 

[Andy_2003]

great minds think alike, haha

 

[trona]

Yes, my mother in law is a real mother f*cker.

And by the time I get done with both of your spankings, your gonna be real sorry. Really really sorry.....}: Who wants to go first?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Are their paddles involved????

If so, count me in.

 

[Strangelight]

Yes, my mother in law is a real mother f*cker.

And by the time I get done with both of your spankings, your gonna be real sorry. Really really sorry.....}: Who wants to go first?

me, as long as youve got cold hands

 

[trona]

oh, you want serious torture, do you? My ice cold hands get so numb I can barely feel them so they know not what they do.




>>>>"Are their paddles involved????"

Sure, but this is a 'bring your own impelments' affair.

 

[Su Jacko]

It might be worth investing in some lengths of leather, to be used as a cat-o-nine or to tie up with. maybe different colours, really pretty like

 

[trona]

heh, how sweet is that?

 

[Light]

and some nice fluorescent bombs

 

[manuelgv]

my guess goes to the lack of penis

 

[‡ÐRÁGÒÑSMÝSTRÉSS‡]

obviously not all women, hehe, but...

Not all women are evil...some just seem evil then there are the ones with mental issuse's...like my sister-in-law

 

[somnium_in_tenebris]

bright women have always been a target.Maleus Maleficarum

 

[Nicolas]

Because we men are foolish