why are singers so hard to find?

[shryker]

opinions people? we've been through several singers 2 of which were arrested, and one had commitment issues.. why cant there be good singers out there?

 

[skeptik]

Because god hates you and your family.

 

[Nico]

Since Pyrus isn't here yet, I'll steal his thunder.

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[shryker]

both of those sound about right.....

 

[genocide roach]

singers are a dime a dozen, try finding a drummer while stationed in a foreign country where you dont speak the language.
~gR~

 

[Vital Remains]

Because god hates you and your family.

thats the funniest thing ive read. all day man.

anyways, probably because too many people play guitar. Too many people suck at it too.

 

[Majesty]

Any fool can sing,my band needs a drummer.Those are seriously hard to find

 

[CF87]

Just growl until you can find someone.

Growling rocks

 

[Jean-Pierre]

singers are a dime a dozen, try finding a drummer while stationed in a foreign country where you dont speak the language.
~gR~

Sabbat, Metalucifer, Abigail and Sigh are from where you live. You shouldn't have a problem finding a heavy metal drummer. :Spin:

 

[Arrakis]

cause no one can ever find the perfect singer

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Because vocals aren't considered an "instrument." Hardly anyone wants to actually learn how to sing and even fewer people who are into metal. They just want to screw around.

 

[Raffft]

because sniging is embarassing to practice because people think you are gay

 

[Arrakis]

oh yeah. and singers always bring a bunch of drama to the band. instead of playing an instrument they do stupid shit (like get arrested).

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

That wouldn't actually be singers. That would be more like druggies with microphones...Axl Rose for example.

 

[Nick Brookes]

good singers are hard to find becasue they are a rare bree like keyboardists

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Yeah, the piano department at Julliard is soooo small.

All the good people are participating in higher forms of art, that's why.

=-O

 

[Nico]

That wouldn't actually be singers. That would be more like druggies with microphones...Axl Rose for example.

I fuckin' love Axl's voice so... get fucked.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

Robert Plant then.

 

[CF87]

I fuckin' love Axl's voice so... get fucked.

Axl Rose is a good singer, it's just he's a mega pussy.

 

[Nico]

Yup.