why did a lot of royal carnage forum people suddenly get girlfriends/boyfriends

[En Vind Av Sorg]

yea I forgot an e, so sue me already.

 

[Demilich]

yeah i guess the real metalheads are those fat, scruffy biker dudes who show up in force when 80s bands go on tour

like when i saw Ozzy a couple years ago. guy sitting next to my girlfriend was a midget and he still fit the above profile

 

[Chromatose]

Conspiracy theory:

LRD is really ct_thrash

or

ct_thrash is really LRD

that would explain the penis

 

[Demilich]

so is that Tongue_Ring account actually LRD? he posts on the philosophy forum and has some pretty interesting things to say. at least he isn't a nazi eugenicist fuckwad like 90% of that forum

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

p.s. bars are really gay

very true. I fucking hate the girls that go to bars.

 

[dorian gray]

yea I forgot an e, so sue me already.

LOL i didnt even notice that. I was just erkfacing because they met in TN or whatever

 

[dorian gray]

1. me and my girlfriend met on internet
2. mike and johanna met on internet
3. fuck you
4. and your mum

NERDS!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

bwahahah, temperature in hell

i, er, might have something going here, soon...look for the temperature to plummet further...maybe

 

[dorian gray]

I trust you met her in real life and not on MySpace or some other similar tripe

 

[Reign in Acai]

bwahahah, temperature in hell

i, er, might have something going here, soon..:

being offered bj's by slutty chilean club girls in gay bars. yeah that's not made up, the last one

 

[Demilich]

hmm, started going out with my current and only girl on 12/22/2002 and joined UM in april 2003. I BEAT THE TREND YAY!!!1

 

[J.]

meeting chicks on the internet is for guys with no social skills...and nerds.

plus, couples like a good story on how you met eachother. saying "I met my bitch on the 'net" is not a good story.

 

[Dark One]

saying "I met my bitch on the 'net" is not a good story.

Unless you were actually "in" the net. Then it's the greatest story ever.

 

[Demilich]

i lolled at that for some reason

 

[dill_the_devil]

What, like you both happened to be scuba diving in the same stretch of tropical ocean and got caught in a tuna trawler's net, and bonded through the experience?

"Yeah, the fishermen were pretty surprised that what they thought was a dolphin was in fact a pair of rutting scuba divers, but we all laughed about it afterwards. I smelled of fish for weeks, didn't I honey?"

 

[lizard]

I smelled of fish for weeks, didn't I honey?"

probably not the best thing to say

 

[lizard]

I like how my avatar appears to be looking askance at each of my posts:






example: Barebacking is fun.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I trust you met her in real life and not on MySpace or some other similar tripe

naturally, it's um still in progress the language/culture barrier is confusing me

 

[NAD]

I like how my avatar appears to be looking askance at each of my posts:






example: Barebacking is fun.

right, NEVER change your avatar.

 

[MFJ]

drugs are my mistress(es)