Worst metal band name ever

[Ender Rises]

Try 10.

 

[Nico]

I've heard the music mate. I still think the band name is wank.

As a matter of fact, I moderately like D666, but the name is like the kind that you dream up in your imaginary band when you're 14...

I'm surprised you only "moderately" like them, to be honest.

 

[CelticFlame*]

i would have to say brutal blowjob....thats ridiculous

 

[ohiogrinder]

Anal Cunt...hands down..I know it is supposed to be stupid..but c'mon.

fuck you Anal Cunt rules.

 

[Carcassian]

I'm surprised you only "moderately" like them, to be honest.

Don't get me wrong mate, it's good, but it doesn't DO that much for me. Fine in a "yeah, this is ok" moderate head-nod kinda way.

Maybe I need to hear some more. *shrugs*

 

[Krilons Resa]

I agree, D666 is a completely laughable bandname.

 

[cookiecutter]

I would like to add to the list the bands that replace c with k. Examples:

Destruktor
Kreator

 

[~Neurotica]

I like the name Kreator.

 

[Alongside Death]

Between Buried And Me. Any other band name would be better, for example: "I Am Dead But Not Exactly".

 

[Stormwatch]

I would like to add to the list the bands that replace c with k. Examples:

Destruktor
Kreator

Yeah Creator would be so much better for a metal band.


:zombie: And they should have called that band Lead Zeppelin and those other guys should have called themselves Deaf Leopard.

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah Creator would be so much better for a metal band.


:zombie: And they should have called that band Lead Zeppelin and those other guys should have called themselves Deaf Leopard.

I think Creator is a lame name, and Kreator is even worse because it is mispelled.

 

[Susperia]

Nah, K's are krieg.

 

[immo]

 

[cookiecutter]

Nah, K's are krieg.

Or are they crieg?

 

[Susperia]

C's are too graceful of a letter.

K's are hard and sharp and grIm.

 

[hibernal_dream]

Rotting Christ
Dissection
Intestine Baalism
Impaled Nazarene
Jesus Anal Penetration
Ulver
Mutiilation (why the two i's?)

 

[Dän]

Seeing Zoidburg dance around just brightens my day, you know that?

I do now

 

[Life Sucks]

C's are too graceful of a letter.

K's are hard and sharp and grIm.

Yes. And substituting c's with k's also makes it more Germanic looking, which is something NS bands value. This is why bands like Arghoslent call themselves "Militant and radikal death metal" and spell America "Amerika."

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I do now

Who the fuck would think up a Jewish, Doctor, Lobster.

 

[Personified Hatred]

Kozmik Krypt. Their music is good, but their name sucks.