Worst thread ever, heheh

~Zeanra~ said:
Yeah, well, at that time it was nice to hear :p (and I couldn't figure anything else to that question, heh). To me it also means that he/she accepts me as I am, I've had loads of problems with people accepting me. Nuff of it. Maybe it does sound little bit silly/selfish but do you have to take it so seriously, it is pretty obvious that people do change :p

"I've had loads of problems with people accepting me"? I believe there was supposed to be a negation there somewhere? :)

And no, I didn't and don't take it seriously. That thing just popped to my mind when I read your answer, and I - being me - had to express my opinion about it in a cynical and most annoying way possible. And you said that I should post more often, so actually it's your own fault (there I go again).

This forum should perk up. If anyone else won't start perking, I will, and that's something nobody wants.
 
Out of complete boredom, here we go.

1.What is your full name?
Russell Anthony Down.

2.How old are you?
20.

3.Favourite color?
Red.

4.Favourite food and drink?
Food: cheese, more specifically white stilton with cranberries. Drink: bitter, ale, or whiskey, I can't decide.

5.Favourite movie?
Godfather I and II.

6.Favourite tv-series?
Scrubs.

7.Favourite cartoon character?
I used to really like Earthworm Jim, but I've not watched it for ages so I don't know if he would still have the same effect on me. Possibly Homer Simpson as a backup.

8.Favourite game?
SigmaStorm.

9.The sickest thing you know?
Paedophilia.

10.Is sex the best thing in the world?
No idea, having not tried all the things in the world, or sex. I'm guessing at "no" though.

11.The most evil thing anyone has ever said to you?
I can't think of one thing, and most of the things people have said in the past I don't care about anymore.

12.The most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to you?
There is nothing beautiful that anyone has said to me which I believe to be sincere.

13.The best gig you've ever been to?
Iron Maiden at Earl's Court with 20-odd thousand others.

14.What foreign countries you have visited to?
France, Holland, Wales, America, Spain, Finland.

15.In what foreign countries you'd like to go someday?
Lately I've had much more of a desire to travel than ever before. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Italy, Switzerland, Canada, most of South America, a lot of Africa, Australia, New Zealand.

16.The best country in the world?
The country "Side". Har.

17.Coffee or tea?
Coffee, I drink tea occasionally though. It's the law here.

18.Milk or water?
Water, I don't like milk on its own.

19.The ugliest thing you own?
My face and body. Apart from that, I have this little Buddha-type of ornament from Vietnam, that's pretty ugly. I still like it though.

20.The best word in the whole wide world?
Stretching it slightly to words, "thank you".

21.What is your job?
Hah. Nothing, I'm waiting to be told whether or not I've got a job sorting mail though. It's only been 3 and a half weeks since the interview...

22.What would you WANNA do for living?
Who knows.

23. The worst band you know?
Too many to choose from, but the worst CD I own is by Dream Theater, so they can have a mention.

24. Best season?
No favourite, I like them all and I wouldn't ever want to be stuck with just one season all year round.

25. Who is your best friend?
I don't know.

26. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
We had an almost good-looking supply teacher once, I seem to remember. Buggered if I can remember her name or anything about her, just that she was alright.

27. The most goodlooking famous person? (Man and a woman)
I'm not qualified to answer on men. The best-looking female celebrity is Piper Perabo. Especially when she smiles. Wow.

28. Best in Christmas?
Giving presents.

29. Do you like sleeping?
Yes. Now if only I could get a lot at once.

30. Person you'd like to kill or at least make disappear?
If I'm not allowed to pick myself, then I either don't know or am not willing to say. You decide which one.

31. Best author?
Terry Pratchett or Robin Hobb.

32. Your favourite book?
Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett.

33. Internet- site you use the most (not your mail-box)?
UM.

34. What thing pushes your buttons EVERY time it happens?
People not saying what they really think, even though they clearly want you to know, but instead send out little hints that are supposed to be decoded somehow. For gods' sakes just say the damn thing and stop fannying around.

35. For what are you fanatic for?
Football, music.

36. Support McDonald's?
After watching Super Size Me? No. Before watching Super Size Me? No.

37. Death Metal or Black Metal?
Probably some melodic black metal, as long as it isn't the "tr00" stuff.

38. Darkness or light?
Darkness.

39.Like Lord of the Rings?
No, I love it.

40. Who's the best charachter in it?
Gandalf if we're sticking to the LotR trilogy. In all of Tolkien's work it's Fëanor.

41. Rain or shine?
Rain.

42. What is so horrible thing you'd never do it, you'd rather die?
Quite a few obvious things that aren't worth mentioning.

44. Do you have fetishes and if yes, what are they?
Nothing special. Some things can turn me on with some people but don't work with others.

45. g-strings: yes or no?
On me, no. On most girls, yeah, why not. They're not something I'm obsessed about though.

46. name 3 favorite band of yours
Opeth, My Dying Bride, Anathema.

47. Do you have pets?
Never been allowed, no.

48. Do you have siblings?
Two older brothers.

49. Can you sing?
Anyone can sing. I can't sing well though. I can do a rubbishy kind of Aaron Stainthorpe drone, that's it.

50. Puppies or kitties?
Either would be nice. Right now I'm leaning towards puppies.


Joy.
 
Aaaaaaand here we go. The following numbers might not be right, but who gives a fuck.

651. Would you rather be shot or hanged?
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? (let´s say about 200 pages)
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist?
654. Last time you peed in your pants?
655. Do you bite your nails?
656. Do you like pigs?
657. Wood or concrete?
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune?
659. Simpsons or Futurama?
660. What was your last nightmare like?

We´re getting ourselves into some dangerous numbers.
 
651. Would you rather be shot or hanged? hanged
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? (let´s say about 200 pages) a few hours, I try and not put a book down if its really good.
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist? a very very long time ago. Its one of those things you don't do untill it hurts.
654. Last time you peed in your pants? can't remember-must be a while ago
655. Do you bite your nails? no
656. Do you like pigs? mmmm yummy! pork!
657. Wood or concrete? wood
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune? jungle bells
659. Simpsons or Futurama? simpsons
660. What was your last nightmare like? I'm not very good at remembering dreams.
 
I'll answer the new questions once I finish the old ones again, that way I have something to look forward to.

51. Are you in a relationship? (if yes, do you love him/her from the bottom of your heart?)
Of course I'm not.

52. do you believe in love from the first sight?
No. How can anyone possibly know enough about a person to truly love them just from one look? All there is at that point is lust and hope.

53. Are you religious?
No.

54. rate yourself from 1 to 10 with explanation
1 - nothing doing here.

55. Do you keep posters on your wall? What kind?
Let's see... a few band posters (Katatonia, MDB, Daylight Dies), a Misanthropia.net print, a large wolf poster, some Discworld pictures cut from an old calendar, an ancient Simpsons one, an ancient Lion King one, an ancient Games Workshop one, a very ancient fireworks picture I did when I was little, a fireworks picture and a fish picture done by my niece.

56. Do you dye your hair?
No. Never have done, doubt I ever will do.

57. Who should be the king of the world if there could be one?
Marko Eskola. Being ever so slightly more serious, Boris Johnson. Now that would be hilarious.

58. Do you dress in black clothes? if no, then in what colors?
Often, but not always. I have dark blue t-shirts, a grey t-shirt, a grey jumper... but I think the rest is black.

59. What would you rather be deaf, mute or blind?
Mute. Not much difference from how I am now.

60. Are goths gay?
I'm sure some of them are bound to be.

61. What is your favourite tree?
And now, number three: the... horse chestnut. Though really I like the oak.

62. Do you wear socks?
Yes, always now that it's nearly winter and my feet get cold at night otherwise.

63. What is your favourite piece of furniture?
The bed. It's warm there, even if lately it isn't so comfortable for some reason.

64. Do you consider yourself as an adult?
In some ways, not in others. Overall, yes.

65. Your opinion on marijuana?
Meh. It stinks too much.

66. Leatherpants or jeans?
On me, jeans. In general, probably jeans as well, though leather can look good on some people.

67. Do you feel that text-messages and e-mails have destroyed the "real" way of discussion?
No, they've opened it up.

68. What language would you wanna learn?
Finnish, French, maybe Swedish.

69. Do you wear glasses?
No, my eyesight is very good.

70. Studying or working?
Neither? Probably studying.

71. What festivals have you been to?
Tuska, Provinssirock.

72. If there is a room with one door and 3 windows and there are madmans coming in in every one of them, what will you do?
Wait for the one coming through the door to open the door, throw myself at him in a half rugby tackle, half shoulder-to-the-groin kind of movement, hope to buggery that I recover quicker than he does and before any of the other madmen reach me, and then leg it.

73. Will you one day have kids?
No. Aside from anything else, I would make a terrible father, being too impatient and not good at being responsible for others.

74. Do you yet have names for them picked up? What are they?
There would have to be a Jamie, preferably a male. I also like Stuart for a male name, and for females I like Rachel and Amy. If I were to have these children that I'm not going to have in a foreign country though, I'd probably give them first names more normal for that country, but give them English middle names instead.

75. If you could, what kinda machine would you build in an amusement park?
Time machine.

76. Are candles nice pretty-lighty-thingys or just something you can put peoples hair to?
Candles are nice, I like them.

77. What do you parents do for a living?
Dad is a self-employed scientific publisher and writer working from home, mum works for him a bit but also looks after the house.

78. Did you have a happy childhood?
Yes.

79. Roof or floor?
Floor.

80. Do you often picture people naked?
Sometimes. Not often.

81. Are you expecting something exciting in this very minute? What is it?
I'm going to pass wind very soon, then have a poop before long. Then I'll go to bed and stare at the ceiling for a few hours.

82. Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot?
Sherlock Holmes.

83. Do you hate copy-machines?
I've never had a problem with them.

84. Crowded busses...place to blow your head off or good place to chat?
I hate crowded buses.

85. Skating or skiing?
Skiing I suppose.

86. Hair open or with a pony-tail?
I usually have mine in a ponytail, I usually prefer women having it open though.

87. Gymnastics or dancing?
Neither, gymnastics if I had to choose.

88. Some dude with a bad breath comes to talk to you, what do you do?
Attempt to leave as soon as possible.

89. Do you have a driver's licence?
Yes, I passed 3 years ago.

90. As what kinda driver you'd classify yourself?
Good, I've not been close to having an accident yet.

91. How tall are you?
6'2", or 188cm.

92. Would you wanna build your own house?
If I could, then yes.

93. Do you like being photographed?
Not in general.

94. Have you ever posed nude?
Technically yes, but I was drunk and still had the presence of mind to censor myself, so it doesn't count.

95. Are you lazy? Explain yourself!
Yes, and I have no motivation.

96. Do you wear jewellery? What kind?/Why not?
No, I dislike jewellery in general.

97. When something doesn't go your way, what do you do?
I was already expecting it, so I get on with things.

98. Look yourself with some other persons eyes. What do you see?
A pair of thin legs and, stretching up out of sight, the rest of me.

99. What animal would you wanna be?
A cat's life looks easy enough, but I think I'd prefer to be a wolf, being part of a pack.

100. Do you watch the news? Why?/Why not?
Just the headlines really.
 
651. Would you rather be shot or hanged? Shot
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? 2 nights.
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist? 13.10.2004 9.00
654. Last time you peed in your pants? Can't remember. I've cummed to my pants several times in my teen years tho.
655. Do you bite your nails? No, I bite gays.
656. Do you like pigs? Never had a chat with one.
657. Wood or concrete? Wood.
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune? Tonttu!
659. Simpsons or Futurama? Simpsons
660. What was your last nightmare like? Nightmares are for fags.
 
651. Would you rather be shot or hanged? Hanged from the balls and shot to the penis.
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? (let´s say about 200 pages) 200 pages barely makes a pamphlet.
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist? Can't even remember. My teeth are made of steel.
654. Last time you peed in your pants? Can't remember. My diapers are made of stainless steel.
655. Do you bite your nails? There might be some a bit more interesting activities in my life.
656. Do you like pigs? All pigs must die.
657. Wood or concrete? Wood.
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune? Christmas Sucks, by Tom Waits & Peter Murphy.
659. Simpsons or Futurama? Both have their moments.
660. What was your last nightmare like? I don't have nightmares anymore. Boring. I liked them.
 
101. Do you like Nine Inch Nails?
Yes, but I've not listened for ages.

102. Have you ever worn a beret? You like 'em in general?
Never worn one, and I don't particularly like them. Hats in general aren't for me.

103. You run towards a corner, pull the carpet from the floor and find a secret passage like in old movies. What do you see when you open the hatch?
A crypt straight from Realms of the Haunting (damn good game, by the way).

104. Which is scarier weapon: a dirty knife or a huge stick with nails put into it?
Hmmm, a huge stick has a longer reach, but a knife can be thrown more easily, so a knife.

105. Long skirts or short ones?
Either, as long as the short one doesn't make her look slutty.

106. How do you usually spend your Saturday nights?
Usually cursing that Forest didn't win again. :bah:

107. What is the worst illness you've had?
I've not had any bad ones, just the flu.

108. Seen a dead person? in real life, I mean.
Nope.

109. The most stupid thing you did during your childhood?
I can't think of anything really stupid. I did throw a mardy at my own birthday party when someone hit me with a big padded... uhh, thing, that was a bit stupid.

110. Math or languages?
Languages, says the person taking maths at college. :zzz: I will learn Finnish and French one day.

111. Blonds or brunettes?
Brunettes, but blondes can be okay too.

112. The best ice cream tastes like...?
Carrot and curry. :tickled: But, while that was an interesting thing to taste, mint & choc chip is the best.

113. Have you ever walked out from a movie theatre in the middle of the show 'cause the movie sucked so hard?
No. Not even during Tomb Raider.

114. What thing did you bought, paid lots and didn't even like the result?
Dream Theater - Scenes from a Memory album, maybe some clothes that shrank in the first wash and then didn't fit anymore... nothing big that I can remember.

115. Are you able to see things often from another persons angle?
I hope so, but others could answer this better than me.

116. Have you kept a diary?
The closest I've got is recording the football results of the team I played for, and that only lasted half a season.

117. What magazines you like to read?
None, just the tv one to see what's on.

118. Is the world now scarier place than it was when you grew up?
Yes, I know more Finns now.

119. Are you bi-sexual?
No.

120. Enough yet? :erk:
Never! :heh:

121. Which do you prefer; science fiction or horror?
Uhhh... not a huge fan of either. I like both in moderation. Fantasy is my thing.

122. Why are we still here?
It's half-term, no college this week.

123. Is Arnold tougher than Sylvester?
Who cares?

124. Have you completely forsaken VHS's now that DVD has come?
No, though we finally have a DVD player, we still video stuff from tv.

125. George W. Bush?
Tit.

126. Do you have "snail-mail"-buddies?
Nope.

127. You like getting a tan?
Don't really care either way, I don't purposely get one but I don't try not to get one.

128. You got tattoos/piercings?
No, I dislike them.

129. ...shit...
Ooh, Jeopardy... What is this thread not?

130. When is the last time you've build a snowman? Years ago. It rarely snows enough here for that kind of thing, but hopefully this winter I'll be going somewhere where it will certainly snow enough, so I'll make one then.

131. When is your birthday?
17th April.

132. Getting or giving gifts?
Giving.

133. Do you boicot something?
Nestlé products.

134. Could somebody else please take over?
No, you are the questioner!

135. Who's going to Wacken?
Not me.

136. Have you travelled by an airplane? How's it like?
Yes. It's boring mainly, but better than long car journeys.

137. How often do you wash your hair?
Twice a week usually.

138. How long does it take for you to take a shower?
Anything from half an hour to an hour. Half an hour is me "hurrying".

139. Could you go in a plastic surgery? What would you "fix"?
The only thing I'd seriously consider fixing is my broken nose, but I'm not really too bothered.

140. Speaking or listening?
Listening.

141. Who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive)
Boris Johnson, Terry Pratchett.

142. Politics?
I don't get very involved, I don't really trust any of them.

143. Are a good cook?
Nope, I can only make the simplest of meals.

144. Do you like cleaning?
No, but there is a certain satisfaction that comes from finishing tidying the entire room.

145. Suicide is...?
...goth? :p

146. What do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up?
...goth? :p Meh, it's their choice.

147. Are policemen our friends or enemies?
Both, probably.

148. Are you afraid of going to a dentist?
Nah, I'm fine with it. I was a bit nervous when I had to have some teeth taken out though.

149. How do you want to die?
Either quickly, or in my sleep.

150. Tell me what you think of me (Lumi).
Someone who should be online more often! Or send more text messages. Or something.



Better? ;)
 
651. Would you rather be shot or hanged? Shot. The sooner the better.
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? (let´s say about 200 pages) I can't read books anymore. The voices in my head won't let me.
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist? Couple of years ago i guess. I've never had a single hole in my teeth in my entire life, btw...
654. Last time you peed in your pants? Just accidentally released a couple of drops while reading Horza's answer to 651.
655. Do you bite your nails? Never.
656. Do you like pigs? In what way? :err:
657. Wood or concrete? Wood.
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune? I hate every single one of them. Well ok, this one acid jazz version of "White Christmas" or whatever was kinda cool...
659. Simpsons or Futurama? Simpsons. Gotta respect the classic.
660. What was your last nightmare like? I was trapped in a place that smells like shit, urine and puke for eight hours. Oh wait! That was work... I don't have dreams anymore. If i do, it's most likely a sex dream or just a feeling of anxiety.
 
651. Would you rather be shot or hanged? Shot
652. How much time does it take for you to read a book? (let´s say about 200 pages) A few hours
653. When was the last time you visited a dentist? A year ago. No cavities (or whatchumafuk)
654. Last time you peed in your pants? I don't pee in my pants. I crapped them 1,5 years ago in midsummers eve.
655. Do you bite your nails? No. Fingers.
656. Do you like pigs? If they are served well. Or not so well... Yeah I like pigs!
657. Wood or concrete? Wood.
658. What is your favourite Christmas tune? Jingle balls.
659. Simpsons or Futurama? Futurama
660. What was your last nightmare like? I think I cried waking up but I can't remember. ... But I guess it must've been horrible. :D