You Know You're a Maiden Fan if....(Phrase Association)

[Merciless Onslaught]

Just like Jeff Foxworthy's, "you know you're a redneck if", well let's do one for Maiden.

You know you're a Maiden fan if you wear your bullet belt, ripped jeans, an Iron Maiden concert Tee, and sing while pumping your fist in the air at a gig.

 

[The Real Moonchild]

You know you're a Maiden fan if ... you love Janick Gers moving around on concerts and his guitar playing style.

(sarcarsm off)

 

[BigBronco4x4]

Face in the Sand is a great song you son of a bitch!!

 

[anonymousnick2001]

You know you're a Maiden fan if...

you constantly and consistently insist Bruce Dickinson is the best metal vocalist.

 

[Stormwatch]

Eh? Bruce probably IS the best vocalist.

You know you're a fan if you bought the X Factor and Virtual X1 even if you knew they sucked cock.

 

[Alex999]

You know you're a Maiden fan if...

After all these years you still think spandex and long hair is a good look.

 

[Rodrigo]

You know you are a Maiden fan if...

You can't wait for the next live album.

 

[duckattack]

You know you're a fan if...

You think a 12 foot tall puppet walking out on stage is the pinnacle of any live performance...

 

[ProgMetalFan]

... if you mindlessly bash great pop acts like Duran Duran and Roxy Music.

 

[Stormwatch]

Roxy Music? Who bashed them? Duran Duran AREN'T a great pop act - The Beatles were a great pop act, ABBA were great pop, The Doors were great pop - Duran Duran fucking suck.

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

You Know You're a Maiden Fan if...

... you have shit for brains.

 

[Black Dragon]

i'll state the most obvious, which I am sure one or more of you have actually witnessed.

you know you are a Maiden fan if your class instructor mentions rime of the ancient mariner and you say "Hey, thats a Maiden song".

 

[Potpossum]

As the phrase goes...you know your a Maiden fan,when your buddies show up at your wedding in Maiden t's.(This really did happen.)

 

[Potpossum]

You Know You're a Maiden Fan if...

... you have shit for brains.

Are you looking for a boot to the nuts,to knock your testicles up through your piss hole with such a comment?! :

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

Are you looking for a boot to the nuts,to knock your testicles up through your piss hole with such a comment?! :

No, just stating my opinion.

 

[Potpossum]

No, just stating my opinion.

As a Maiden fan,IT WASN'T APPRECIATED!

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

As a Maiden fan,IT WASN'T APPRECIATED!

Well you just have to live with it, kiddo.

 

[Potpossum]

Well you just have to live with it, kiddo.

NO! I don't have to live with it!
I can just kill you NOW!

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

NO! I don't have to live with it!
I can just kill you NOW!

Get in the line then.

 

[Potpossum]

Get in the line then.

Fuck that!
I'll just pick a number.
Your number is up!