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holy fuck did i lol
 
So I uh have an amusing story to tell...I have these neighbours who shit me to fucking tears.I own my house but this house next to me is filled with fucking annoying bogan uni students.
It's been quiet here for ages but they've all just recently returned and have begun having huge parties again.Well tonight there was some pathetic community event in town,kind've a big thing here and they were out but I don't bother cause it's just an excuse to sell over priced food and drink so I took the opportunity to lavish the side of their house and car with various canned foods and yoghurt.It's kind've an ingenious idea and I did it with previous scum who lived there and it seems that it does quieten them down.
Noone gets hurt,no property is damaged,only soiled.Now i've come to realise that they don't give a shit about some baked beans or yoghurt on the side of their rented house but they sure as hell will care about the liberal dosage of yoghurt and baked beans i've hurled upon their nice yuppy car,it'll make them think that it's one of their fuckwit friends who they've had at their place for a party,an inside job so to speak,it sows the seeds of doubt within their shared house,it may also contribute to infighting.
I know this is a crumby thing to do but i'm sick of doof-doof music and faggots yelling out 'Woo' all the time.

Hehe. Nice job.
 
Controller thing made me punch my computer stand and yell "Madcaaaats" not unlike Dr Claw cursing Inspector Gadget.