You laugh, you lose

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Old as fuck.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Old as fuck.

It put a smile on my face.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'd be so proud

 

[audiophileguy]

lesbian-that-looks-like-conan-obrien-18483-1300925631-15.jpg

 

[SweptbackFlame]

:zombie:

 

[Blind Guardian]

I would hit "that" (the word has never been more fitting).

 

[Raina]

wow.

 

[King Richard]

I'd be so proud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mK7dzyUkM

evil rules!

fat bitch with nice face pics

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

 

[Cronopio]

Why would I want to laugh at someone else's obesity?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

TBH I'd probably bone that fat chick. She's got a cute face.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

ew

 

[JontRevolting]

Yeah that's what I was thinking,she is attractive....i'd say she is one of those 'feeders' who deliberately fattens themselves up in order to fit into the fat fetish market.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

C'mon guys, be honest, you've all boned an obese chick because she had a pretty face. What? Nobody? Just me? OK then.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Being honest; I've never boned anyone, pretty or ugly faced.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That's cool. I was 18 before I got laid. And she was a solid 3 out of 10. Was not the magic moment I was promised.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yep, thats the main reason why I haven't.

 

[Episteme]

Sex for the first time is always rather meh anyway.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It was especially bad for me because I caved into the peer pressure. "What, you're 18 and still a virgin? What are you a faggot? Here's this ugly slut, she fuck you...", and lo and behold, I was a virgin no longer. I was more ashamed of how I lost my virginity than I was previously about being an adult virgin. Second girl was one I was actually attracted to, and probably what I should have held out for. I would have had to only wait another month or so anyway.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It was especially bad for me because I caved into the peer pressure. "What, you're 18 and still a virgin? What are you a faggot? Here's this ugly slut, she fuck you...", and lo and behold, I was a virgin no longer. I was more ashamed of how I lost my virginity than I was previously about being an adult virgin. Second girl was one I was actually attracted to, and probably what I should have held out for. I would have had to only wait another month or so anyway.

I think that almost happened to me a week ago. I admitted to not dancing and the person who asked me if I did said "What? You're kidding! I think I've found a virgin! You need to go dancing with me!" or something along those lines. Thankfully my lab partners deflected the potential embarrassment by joking "I'm sure he gets it other ways" and such.

Except that I'm older than 18.