You laugh, you lose

[sevag00]

funny as shit

 

[Blind Guardian]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

loled and I didn't even watch one of those videos.

 

[Cronopio]

Dude making those vids seriously needs to get a hobby. Oh wait ...

 

[Deveianse]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLgQG-VKyc&list=PL8BF92430547017B1&index=1&feature=plpp_video[/ame]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Ow.

 

[Tonka Time]

^ old.

THE SHIT LIST

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.

Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.

Snake Shit (also known as a Grogan)
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Shit (also known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

The Beer Shit (Grog Bog)
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.

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Forgot:
The Arnold
Shit that refuses to go down no matter what.
(Because it's flexing its MAHSALZ. As opposed to floaters of course)

 

[SkeletonWitch]

 

[Dak]

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Cronopio]

Not new, but funny nonetheless.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm surprised anyone laughed at that.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

 

[Cronopio]

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

NSFW (or human eyes for that matter)

http://www.adultjuggalos.net

 

[Krow]

... I made the mistake of clicking on juggalette porn and... I gotta say... If I want to see a fat girl naked and painted up like a clown, that's gotta be the place for that sort of thing. Not sure how many times that'll cross my mind in my porn excursions though.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Go to Google Maps and get "walking" directions from The Shire to Mordor. You won't be disappointed.

 

[Vimana]

I like the Brazzers meme.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

... I made the mistake of clicking on juggalette porn and... I gotta say... If I want to see a fat girl naked and painted up like a clown, that's gotta be the place for that sort of thing. Not sure how many times that'll cross my mind in my porn excursions though.

I can never fap again...

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

The Brazzers meme is funnier when there's an absolutely innocent picture.