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Saparmurat_Niyazov
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I've used "fucking" as "ummm". I like the guys that just keep dropping f-bombs when then lose their train of thought: "So yeah, I went to the bar and fuckin'... fuckin'... fuckin'... fuck what was that fuckin' bitch's name again?"
I have a few friends that are like that.I do it sometimes, but I've found I usually just say "....yeeeeeaaaaaah" and wait to get back on track.
Saying fuck too much kinda takes all the fun out of it, but I guess you could say that about any word really.
People like that are great, especially when you're around a group of people that are clearly sensitive to the word. hahaha
StephenSLR
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I had a similar experience at Rock Machina festival in Spain, I saw someone holding a sign that read Jebi Metal. I thought he was saying Fuck Metal!
Of course in Spanish jebi is pronounced as Hevi.
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Depends on where the person who's saying it is from. In my accent, the h sound in it is a little bit rougher than the English one, the e is somewhere between the e in wet and the ai in wait, the s's are both pronounced like s's (in American English, at least, we pronounce the first s as a z), and the u is pronounced oo. Stress is on the second syllable.
Tl;dr: He(i)-SOOS
Tl;dr: He(i)-SOOS
StephenSLR
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Croatian - pronounced yebi.
Usually used as fuck this, fuck that, etc.
i.e. Jebi se - go fuck yourself
It's more 'to fuck', not sure if it's used in the same way you would if you hit your thumb with a hammer and yelled out FUCK!
They have some funny/weird swearing:
http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Croatian
Not sure if the jaje one means egg, they use the same word for balls
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I've never understood "(Go) to three of your mother's cunts!" my mum used to say it, obviously without thinking what it means.
Another popular one:
Jebem ti pas mater.
I fuck your dog (literal) mother.
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Another popular one:
Jebem ti pas mater.
I fuck your dog (literal) mother.
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^ old.
THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!
Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.
Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.
Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.
Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!
Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.
Snake Shit (also known as a Grogan)
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
Cork Shit (also known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.
Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.
The Beer Shit (Grog Bog)
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.
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THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!
Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.
Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.
Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.
Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!
Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.
Snake Shit (also known as a Grogan)
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
Cork Shit (also known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.
Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.
The Beer Shit (Grog Bog)
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.
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