You laugh, you lose

[Oblivious Maximus]

I got curious and listened to a few songs from that album.

My life feels significantly and measurably worse as a result. Thanks, asshole.

You were warned

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

James Joyce’s Love Letters to His “Dirty Little Fuckbird”

8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

@arg I take it Joyce is your favorite writer?

 

[arg]

that gave me a boner

 

[Burkhard]

More of this.

 

[Burkhard]

http://www.the-postillon.com/2018/02/vw-executives-hope-public-never-finds.html

http://www.the-postillon.com/2016/12/world-first-specialist.html

 

[tagradh]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

https://www.facebook.com/whatdidiju...EFKS8J8clJ-V0PN_tFT3b2olIfkrogkYEYNum9jVZCRDU

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Burkhard]

No knowledge of German required for this clip:

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

She thought it was a bomb

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Dude, this fucking video is fucking hilarious lol

 

[Bloopy]

 

[FEZZILLA]

Political but still funny, right? Admit it...this is funny

 

[Bloopy]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[CiG]

Listening to funny people bomb never gets old.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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