I mean, have you ever considered the possibility that God might be gay? The Bible makes no mention of him having a wife. Even the Holy Trinity, you have the Father, the Son, and - instead of a wife - the Holy Ghost. So that's what they're calling him, now? Why do you think blasphemy of the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin? It's simple: God wanted to preempt those who would point out what's really going on with that whole "Holy Ghost" business.