I mean, have you ever considered the possibility that God might be gay?  The Bible makes no mention of him having a wife.  Even the Holy Trinity, you have the Father, the Son, and - instead of a wife - the Holy Ghost.  So that's what they're calling him, now?  Why do you think blasphemy of the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin?  It's simple: God wanted to preempt those who would point out what's really going on with that whole "Holy Ghost" business.