great stories
my first: 7th grade, at a friends dads friends birthday party. all the old people were passing around a bunch of huge margarita glasses and they eventually got to us kids, and we disappeared with them for a couple hours, and i dont really remember what went on, so it doesnt really count. a few months later, my boyfriend had just broken up with me, so we raided a friends moms liquor closet- i went straight for the vodka, filled up a water bottle and went to the movies, and all i really remember about the rest of the night was screaming at a friend of mine who was trying to take my liquor.
my worst: last april, at a friends house. i had already smoked WAAAY too much and was hallucinating, and one of my buddies was all "hey kerry! try a redneck shotgun!" basically, shotgun from a brandy bottle, then chugged the remainder of it, which was about half a bottle. a few more shots later, i was in their backyard wandering around trying to get someone to pick me up, crying and apologizing for calling him. eventually i woke up half naked, in the mud, with my friends around me trying to get me to throw up, sticking their fingers down my throat because i refused to do it. i passed out again, woke up a little while later, and wandered back inside, and started all over again. around 5 they decided i had enough, so they loaded me into the car to take me to my boyfriends house. i cant remember the car ride, but they tell me i threw up a couple times on the way. woke up at 6 the next morning and ran out of his house in his boxers and a sweatshirt, then found my car and slept for 4 hours. i couldnt move for the next 2 days, and they still give me a hard time about it. if i find pictures of that night, i'll be sure to post.