Your random annoyance of the day

1. opening this thread and getting ahjteams toe forced in my face :lol:

2. Iwrestledabearonce made a status update on facebook

"bouncing down what may very well be the final mixes for the new album! so stoked to get some new songs and studio update videos on here for you guys! this record absolutely destroys the last one. ♥
"

A guy replies
"bounce? as in...you mixed in the box? please oh please send me the sessions so I can mix them out on my friend's neve board. you guys are so much better than that..."

/facepalm
If that guy/type is in a band, it must be every AEs nightmare to work with him.

wtf? :lol: I'll go around facebook asking random bands to give me the sessions to mix their albums on my buddy's cool new board :lol:
 
1. opening this thread and getting ahjteams toe forced in my face :lol:

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- Client arriving one and a half hours late for tracking
- The snare I bought from Ebay came today while I was still asleep. Now I can get the package next Tuesday, earliest. Fucking moron, how hard is it to ring twice?
 
Ye think that toe thing is bad?
try having in-grown nails on both of your big toes for years,
then having them surgically removed and the nail-bed destroyed.
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You had that too man? I've had 8 surgeries for that, total, the final 4 being permanent ones. Each side of both big toes, cut down the sides and then cauterized the nerve so they grow way more narrowly. My right nail-bed is completely fucked because of it, left looks more or less normal but with a narrow nail.
 
The monthly reminder that until i can find a better paid job, rent week like every other week of the month keeps me just THAT far from being able to afford an amp...
 
You had that too man? I've had 8 surgeries for that, total, the final 4 being permanent ones. Each side of both big toes, cut down the sides and then cauterized the nerve so they grow way more narrowly. My right nail-bed is completely fucked because of it, left looks more or less normal but with a narrow nail.

Yeah man,
I just ended up having the nails removed entirely and the nail-bed killed. Both toes have now grown over with normal skin, they just look a bot weird.
Holy shit it was agony having the nails taken off though, but i'm so relieved to be rid of them. :kickass:
 
Yeah man,
I just ended up having the nails removed entirely and the nail-bed killed. Both toes have now grown over with normal skin, they just look a bot weird.
Holy shit it was agony having the nails taken off though, but i'm so relieved to be rid of them. :kickass:

I just had surgery to fix my ingrown toenail, been 'taking care' of it for like 5 years, but it kept coming back. Eventually I went in with a tumor-like growth coming over the nail, and they just did the surgery then and there. Seems to be fixed for me now, I know how much they suck.
 
I just had surgery to fix my ingrown toenail, been 'taking care' of it for like 5 years, but it kept coming back. Eventually I went in with a tumor-like growth coming over the nail, and they just did the surgery then and there. Seems to be fixed for me now, I know how much they suck.

Tumor-like being a big pus-bubble thing over the side of the nail? That's what all of mine looked like, every time... imagine snowboarding with one of those - I did it for two years before realizing it wasn't going to go away on it's own. When the doctor finally cut it out and showed me the nail spike that was growing downwards, it was almost 1/2" long and sharp as fuck, and I was told I was 1-2 months from having it poke through the bottom of my toe entirely. Worst pain I've ever felt in my life... so insane that toes can hurt that bad.
 
How is this any worse than half the nipples posted in the booby thread? :lol:
Haha, fair enough. At least you didn't post pictures :eek:
And come on, you're German - all you watch is shit-porn! :lol:
Okay now this is interesting :lol: Some days ago, a few friends and I wondered why german porn is always disgusting - it's either fecal-porn, family-pron, granny-porn or well.. Gina Wild (which isn't totally disgusting at least). I guess it's because the plastic-doll-porn market is saturated by you US guys, the teen/underage porn is made in Russia or the Czech Republic .. so there's only shit-porn left :erk:
 
Haha, fair enough. At least you didn't post pictures :eek:

Okay now this is interesting :lol: Some days ago, a few friends and I wondered why german porn is always disgusting - it's either fecal-porn, family-pron, granny-porn or well.. Gina Wild (which isn't totally disgusting at least). I guess it's because the plastic-doll-porn market is saturated by you US guys, the teen/underage porn is made in Russia or the Czech Republic .. so there's only shit-porn left :erk:
At least you didn't invent Pterodactyl Porn :p

(google it if you're brave enough for that :lol:)
 
Okay now this is interesting :lol: Some days ago, a few friends and I wondered why german porn is always disgusting - it's either fecal-porn, family-pron, granny-porn or well.. Gina Wild (which isn't totally disgusting at least). I guess it's because the plastic-doll-porn market is saturated by you US guys, the teen/underage porn is made in Russia or the Czech Republic .. so there's only shit-porn left :erk:

This is probably pretty accurate, but why is there no German wheel porn? That'd be so fucking awesome hahahah.