1/7/09 Thread

[The Heartbreak Kid]

According to some tramp the world will end TOMORROW! Watch this space.

 

[King Richard]

dirka dirka, muhammad jihad!

 

[Savern]

Also, props to Israel for fucking doing work over there.

The work of killing innocent women and children? Yeah! FUCKING PROPS!

 

[Dak]

Yeah, the starving Palestinians are such a major threat to global peace and security. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" fits Israel quite well in this case.

 

[mutantllama]

They're gonna hijack some taxis and ram them into some hot dog stands. There will be hot dogs fucking EVERYWHERE. Never forget.

OH NO NOT FDR

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Yeah, the starving Palestinians are such a major threat to global peace and security. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" fits Israel quite well in this case.

I see what you did there. Nice

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah, the starving Palestinians are such a major threat to global peace and security. "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" fits Israel quite well in this case.

Those starving Palestinians are firing missiles at population centers.

 

[Dak]

1. Hamas is, not all Palestinians.
2. Even if they were, can you fucking blame them? They are in what amounts to the largest, internationally allowed if not endorsed, "ghetto".

 

[cookiecutter]

See my post in the other thread

 

[Dak]

OMG BREAKING NEWS::::TAXIS WRECKING ALL OVER NEW YORK CAUSING INDESCRIBABLE CHAOS:::::

One terrorist taxi driver who did not wish to be identified is quoted as saying, "Dees eez onlee zee beegeeneeng".

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That chick's pretty hot.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Dude, she's a crack whore. You could probably get a piece of that action for 10 bucks or so... just beware of the sore on her vag.

 

[Ender Rises]

She's a fucking twig, Vihrus.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Because she's on fucking crack!!!
Jesus, people... you really need to learn to spot a crack head with more efficiency.

 

[Dak]

Check out the knees uke:

 

[Zephyrus]

Hmm, rather attractive woman, $20 for sex.
Or
Disabled war vet. Spare change for booze.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Same odds for the herpes.

 

[MasterOLightning]

You guys are nuts. I'd hit that in half a second.

 

[Ender Rises]

Have fun with the herpes.

 

[seedofvengeance]

You guys are nuts. I'd hit that in half a second.

I know, right? Don't your balls itch just thinking about it?