akerfeldt for world president!!!!

[the opeth affinity]

what would it be like?
compulsory growling and metal guitar classes at schools,
every pub and clud HAS to play metal,
aaaahhhhh, it could have been so beautiful

 

[Disgustipated]

wow.. this is nearly a good thread..

 

[Nitronium Blood]

what would it be like?
compulsory growling and metal guitar classes at schools,
every pub and clud HAS to play metal,
aaaahhhhh, it could have been so beautiful

It would all be green wallapaper and miserable drapery. So, no for me.

 

[winters epilogue]

You are thinking more of someone like Frank Mullen who listens to lot of metal. With Mike it would just be constant band refrences, prog playing in the background, Nosferatu shirts, Melinda or Rosemary in every female's name, foresty imagery everywhere, and crazy facial hair for every guy.

 

[FRUGiHOYi]

hip-hop would be illegal lol

 

[All else failed]

what would it be like?
compulsory growling and metal guitar classes at schools,
every pub and clud HAS to play metal,
aaaahhhhh, it could have been so beautiful

You fail at making threads.

/MX elitist. :-*

 

[A. Iverson]

You are thinking more of someone like Frank Mullen who listens to lot of metal. With Mike it would just be constant band refrences, prog playing in the background, Nosferatu shirts, Melinda or Rosemary in every female's name, foresty imagery everywhere, and crazy facial hair for every guy.

rosemary ????

 

[R0l0]

shit thread.

 

[Verano]

stupid fanboy thread....come on this thread is so gay

 

[winters epilogue]

rosemary ????

"As I read Rosemary's letter"

 

[steel102]

how about free vodka and cigs for all.

 

[BRI]

you suck ass
there are about 100 million candidates for world president who would do what you said, but mike isn't one of them lol

 

[opeth_353]

wow.. this is nearly a good thread..

Lmao.. BURN

 

[T-Rat]

well, i'm in the usa and i'd at least be happy to see opeth as prez... i met the group, and each one of them can form a better sentence in english than GWB.
!!!
plus, we could paint the white house black!!!

 

[NeverIsForever]

I'll second that!

 

[L0bster]

the thread is okey, a bit over on the fruity-side, but np.

what the hell is the matter with the replies though? are you guys frustrated or what. take a dump, take a wank, release the tension that it is making you act like fuckin cockheads.

 

[sage204]

Mikael would turn this place into hell.. he likes to do that :Shedevil:

 

[One Winged Angel]

He seemed kinda unsure when he said that in Lamentations... I don't know if I believe him!

 

[Dreadful]

daily news: the body count is rising!...nearly 400 are dead in this endless tragic massacre conducted by korean terrorists in the cox pavillion, las vegas! The president mikael akerfeldt is now giving a speech .....(the news switches to his public speech). "yes, very tragic indeed...however, my baby melinda ate my Gracious/This is Gracious vinyl reissue...brb while I order another one."

 

[Opethian666]

If Mikael is so good at crafting songs he must be good at crafting weapons ( only for defense purposes of course ). Maybe a weird headset that shoots laser beams when you bang your head ( only metalheads may use it ). Or just really loud sonic waves playing the main riff to Demon Of The Fall, that would be lethal too, yeah
That would scare of any hip hop rap gangsta terrorists anyway