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Krilons Resa
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ProgMetalFan
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lizard said:because American Football rules.
because I am from Massachusetts and the Patriots kick ass ha ha you Steelers suck hahahahahahahahaha lollollol
hell yeah
That game was intense but frustrating... stupid Antwaan Randel El and his cute little lateral attempt after a 50 yard gain... what a moron!
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
ProgMetalFan said:That game was intense but frustrating... stupid Antwaan Randel El and his cute little lateral attempt after a 50 yard gain... what a moron!
HAHA!! Yeah, there were some real jackass moves in that game. Big injuries, physical, turnovers, ridiculous plays, last minute field goals, you name it...that game was exciting as all hell.
NAD
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oh jeez, that lateral was AWFUL. it wasn't the end of the game or even the end of the half! there was still time to work the offense!
of course, that game ruled for me because it was close and i'm a fan of both teams, so yeah.
of course, that game ruled for me because it was close and i'm a fan of both teams, so yeah.
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tries to post again.........
before the server kicked me off i was trying to say how ive been trying to get into the NFL but it's too hard. i dont get it. i went to a titans game a couple years back and actually FELL ASLEEP. theres almost no action. that and we have to be honest with each other here: football is barely a step up from NASCAR on the redneck-o-meter.
btw, matt, i've been to two NHL games already and the season hasnt even started yet. fuck yeah! and plan on paul kariya scoring all over your sharks on oct. 5th. ill be at the game. look for me. section 314. ill try to get arrested for your amusement.
before the server kicked me off i was trying to say how ive been trying to get into the NFL but it's too hard. i dont get it. i went to a titans game a couple years back and actually FELL ASLEEP. theres almost no action. that and we have to be honest with each other here: football is barely a step up from NASCAR on the redneck-o-meter.
btw, matt, i've been to two NHL games already and the season hasnt even started yet. fuck yeah! and plan on paul kariya scoring all over your sharks on oct. 5th. ill be at the game. look for me. section 314. ill try to get arrested for your amusement.
cthulufhtagn
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it makes me laugh to hear ANYONE claim that hockey is less red-neck than football.
that being said, yeah, lots of momos love football
that being said, yeah, lots of momos love football
Vermeil Files, Vol. 666
The first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: What a jagoff. What is an adult man doing crying about football?
The second time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: Okay, Vermeil. Calm down. And also, what a jagoff.
The third time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: The problem is with you, Johnson. You're the one who has to loosen up. Vermeil is in touch with his feelings. Vermeil has a ring, you don't. Let Vermeil cry.
The eighth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: Okay, Vermeil. Get on some meds, amigo. Take a deep breath. Let it go.
The fourteenth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: This is getting weird.
The thirty-ninth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I had just gotten done polishing off a bottle of Drambuie with him. We were at a golf tournament outside Pawtucket, Rhode Island. He told me he wasn't sure if he'd ever eaten a better salad than the one we'd had at dinner. "Those farmers," he wailed, "who are they? The romaine was exquisite. What are you looking at? If you can'tif a grown man can't enjoy a leaf of lettuce"
The eighty-first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was back on TV. The folks at UW-River Falls, where the Chiefs spend preseason, hadn't followed through on a team-catering request for Rice Krispies. Vermeil was melting down. "Just how tough is it? I'm sorry. I gotta go public with this," the waterworks were on. "My men love their cereal. And now, I don't know what kinda season we're gonna have."
The three hundred and fifteenth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was because of a traffic light that he thought was on the verge of burning itself out. I was on a three-speed in Locust Valley, MO, and I saw him pointing and howling from the driver's seat of his Lincoln. "Some family's gonna get killed!" Several cars honked behind him, but he wasn't budging.
The nine hundred forty-first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I was on a cruise ship. Vermeil was at a press conference. One of his kick-returners kept an adult video late and there was a fine. Vermeil, to that day, was unaware of a phenomenon known as porn. It did not make him happy.
The 33,872nd time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I didn't. It was just an editorial that he wrote for USA Today about the dangers of using magic markers to write kids' names on athletic tape to identify them on football helmets. I assumed he cried the whole time he wrote it. He thought the markers were a bit toxic, that an addiction could develop.
The 198,440th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was at an Arby's. A packet of Horsey sauce dared him to open it. He could not.
The 708,814th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: He said six words and broke down, "Oh, the majesty of a sauna."
The 1,933,336th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I only sensed it. God had begun wiping out whole cities with His own vomit. Vermeil's crying caused it. I was in Murfreesboro, TN. We were covered in slime. God had registered his disgust. Vermeil was somewhere, bawling with joy about microwave technology. He stopped abruptly and ate a corn muffin before it cooled.
The 174,999,044th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: He was dead. Vermeil was a damn ghost and he still would not quit crying. He'd met up with Tony Franklin, the old Eagles place-kicker. "How could you have possibly gone through life so darn short, Tony? It just is not fair."
The 12,000,000,000th time I saw Vermeil cry: I got a lousy T-shirt.
The 38,555,400,093rd time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It wasn't so much Vermeil as the whole world. A book had been written about Vermeil's penchant for tears. It was called The Vermeil Approach. A religion was involved. Millions of people wept. Of course, looking down and seeing this, Vermeil wept.
The first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: What a jagoff. What is an adult man doing crying about football?
The second time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: Okay, Vermeil. Calm down. And also, what a jagoff.
The third time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: The problem is with you, Johnson. You're the one who has to loosen up. Vermeil is in touch with his feelings. Vermeil has a ring, you don't. Let Vermeil cry.
The eighth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: Okay, Vermeil. Get on some meds, amigo. Take a deep breath. Let it go.
The fourteenth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry, I thought: This is getting weird.
The thirty-ninth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I had just gotten done polishing off a bottle of Drambuie with him. We were at a golf tournament outside Pawtucket, Rhode Island. He told me he wasn't sure if he'd ever eaten a better salad than the one we'd had at dinner. "Those farmers," he wailed, "who are they? The romaine was exquisite. What are you looking at? If you can'tif a grown man can't enjoy a leaf of lettuce"
The eighty-first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was back on TV. The folks at UW-River Falls, where the Chiefs spend preseason, hadn't followed through on a team-catering request for Rice Krispies. Vermeil was melting down. "Just how tough is it? I'm sorry. I gotta go public with this," the waterworks were on. "My men love their cereal. And now, I don't know what kinda season we're gonna have."
The three hundred and fifteenth time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was because of a traffic light that he thought was on the verge of burning itself out. I was on a three-speed in Locust Valley, MO, and I saw him pointing and howling from the driver's seat of his Lincoln. "Some family's gonna get killed!" Several cars honked behind him, but he wasn't budging.
The nine hundred forty-first time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I was on a cruise ship. Vermeil was at a press conference. One of his kick-returners kept an adult video late and there was a fine. Vermeil, to that day, was unaware of a phenomenon known as porn. It did not make him happy.
The 33,872nd time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I didn't. It was just an editorial that he wrote for USA Today about the dangers of using magic markers to write kids' names on athletic tape to identify them on football helmets. I assumed he cried the whole time he wrote it. He thought the markers were a bit toxic, that an addiction could develop.
The 198,440th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It was at an Arby's. A packet of Horsey sauce dared him to open it. He could not.
The 708,814th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: He said six words and broke down, "Oh, the majesty of a sauna."
The 1,933,336th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: I only sensed it. God had begun wiping out whole cities with His own vomit. Vermeil's crying caused it. I was in Murfreesboro, TN. We were covered in slime. God had registered his disgust. Vermeil was somewhere, bawling with joy about microwave technology. He stopped abruptly and ate a corn muffin before it cooled.
The 174,999,044th time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: He was dead. Vermeil was a damn ghost and he still would not quit crying. He'd met up with Tony Franklin, the old Eagles place-kicker. "How could you have possibly gone through life so darn short, Tony? It just is not fair."
The 12,000,000,000th time I saw Vermeil cry: I got a lousy T-shirt.
The 38,555,400,093rd time I saw Dick Vermeil cry: It wasn't so much Vermeil as the whole world. A book had been written about Vermeil's penchant for tears. It was called The Vermeil Approach. A religion was involved. Millions of people wept. Of course, looking down and seeing this, Vermeil wept.
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meh, its here in nashville. i figured being a rabid sharks fan, youd be watching it on tv somehow. ill take pictures i guess.cthulufhtagn said:wish i could be there! but my prediction for you: DOOOOOOOM!
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haha! i dunno about that. the hockey fans i grew up with were all pretty intelligent, non-rednecks. now, when i would go to a dayton bombers game, the 'necks would come out of the woodwork. but, for the most part, i wouldnt call hockey fans "rednecks". *nerds* is more accurate.lizard said:
but football? whew.
that said, check your PM.
dude...of course there are exceptions, but as unsophisticated as Columbusites are, the people from Dayton might as well have "C O R N" tattooed across their foreheads. Seven out of Ten times I can guess that someone is a former Wright-Pat employee
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i like dayton because its one of like three metro areas that actually *lost* residents in the last ten years. btw, i went to college there. that's why i is so smart if you were wondering.
Wright State?
I am not getting personal with some of my comments about Daytonites, cause like I say they are salt-of-the-earth people. but some of them look like they just strolled off the set of Leave it to Beaver
dude so far the only thing I can find is
I am not getting personal with some of my comments about Daytonites, cause like I say they are salt-of-the-earth people. but some of them look like they just strolled off the set of Leave it to Beaver
dude so far the only thing I can find is
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"wright state, wrong school"
ahh, it's actually a decent school for techy engineering shit. i dunno why it gets such a bad rap. im thinking about going back there to get my phd.........uhhhh, if they pay for it.
edit: thanks for finding that!
ahh, it's actually a decent school for techy engineering shit. i dunno why it gets such a bad rap. im thinking about going back there to get my phd.........uhhhh, if they pay for it.
edit: thanks for finding that!
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