SocialNumb, you've brought up a lot of good points so I feel like the most appropriate response for me is to address them individually, hopefully without eating up a ton of my time. I have a record to finish
I'm not a fan of religion either. We agree on something! Christianity is often referred to as a religion for the sake of categorization, but it is fundamentally different than all other religions.
My pastor makes some great comments in this video, contrasting Christianity against religion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMYzsLeJog&feature=channel
The Catholic church as an institution has definitely deviated from scripture. The whole idea of a papacy and church leaders being holier than the average person, the fact you can't talk to God directly to confess your sins and instead must go to a confessional booth so that someone else can talk to God for you, and many other things ...this is all entirely un-biblical, and any time someone deviates from scripture, it's a bad direction to be going in.
Subdivisions within the Christian faith are not irreconcilable differences, so much as they are just different areas of Christian faith that for one reason or another the founder of that subdivision found to be particularly meaningful and wanted to keep in focus. This is drastically different than there being 30,000 fundamentally different versions of Christianity (assuming your number is accurate). Adherence to scripture is the key...so if one of what you call "subdivisions of Christianity" has some extra doctrines they've added, or have taken out parts of the Bible and decided them to be irrelevant, then they are no longer Christian. Make sense?
As far as the "movement with clear goals to convert us all into what I label as slaves"...
To be honest dude, I've been a Christian for most of my whole life, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know a single Christian who is all about trying to take over government so we can live in a big Christian theocracy. The Bible says nothing of the sort, that Christians should rule entire countries. Rather, a Christian is supposed to be in relationship with God, so as to be open to God's will for their life. If there are Christians out there who are seriously convinced that God can be best glorified by Christians taking over the government, then they obviously aren't reading their Bibles, and they have certainly lost touch with some aspect of their faith.
This presents a huge conversation in itself which will be huge and fruitless on this forum, so I don't want to get into it in great detail. But, I have been saying all along, that the scientific and physical truths about the realities of our universe
were authored by God, so there is no reason that science has to be at odds with God. It's not like physics and science already existed, and then God created the universe within the confines of some preexisting rules that which he had no control over... God created the framework for physical existence, and
then he created physical existence.
My reason in saying all this, is that a Christian who just flatly denies scientific evidence as being in any way relevant, is being ignorant. To be honest, I have absolutely no idea how the universe was created... The "Christian" idea that everything was created only 5,000 years ago is not necessarily correct and is certainly not the only thing a Christian can believe. I think it's entirely possible that God could have used the mechanism of evolution as a means of creating life. I've read extensively on many ideas (young earth, old earth, etc), and the only conclusion I can come to is that I don't know what the answer is, but I know that whatever it is, God is responsible for it. By the way, the whole "young earth" idea is a very new idea, and there were many prominent Christians throughout history who warned against taking certain parts of scripture too literally, so as to make Christians appear foolish against scientific study....so in case you were gonna go this way, I am not some weirdo lone-star Christian struggling to hang on to the final threads of my faith in order that I might reconcile it with almighty science... In Christianity there are open-handed and closed-handed issues, and the exact mechanism God used for the Creation on the earth is one of the open-handed issues that does not make or break your salvation. If this whole idea intrigues you, there is more information and a lot of great commentaries and essays here:
http://biologos.org/
You are talking about an absolutely tiny, minute handful of people who make up about 0.0000000001% of all who profess to be Christians. And it should be plainly, painfully obvious to you, that a "Christian" who kills gay people is obviously not obeying the Bible and is certainly not paying any attention whatsoever to the sin in his own life.
Funny you mention this, as I just read this article the other day:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100308/wl_afp/nigeriaunrest
I haven't heard about Christians killing witches, but again, it should go without saying...if a "Christian" decides that it is up to him to go commit murder, he is so far removed from what Christianity is supposed to be that it's nearly irrelevant to the conversation. The bottom line is that if a person is in relationship with God, and is being influenced by the Spirit and not by their own ideas, these kinds of things
will not happen. You can't pin it on Christianity.